Tags:suburban, suburbia, the suburbs, doorman, doormen, door person, door people, middle class, middle class life, butler, butlers, real estate, home, homes, awning, awning, welcome, welcomes, welcoming, entrance, entrances, impression, making an impression, keeping up appearances, show off, showing off, show-off
"You were wonderful at the Gardners' last night, Fred, when you turned on the charm."
Tags:cocktail party, cocktail parties, dinner party, dinner parties, dinner, dinners, charm, charms, charming, compliment, compliments, complimenting, praise, praises, praising, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, good impression, good impressions, impression, impressions, flirt, flirts, flirting, flirtatious
"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the ﬁfties Elvis."
Tags:office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, casual friday, casual fridays, impersonation, impersonations, impression, impressions, style, styles, fashion, fashions, fashionable, stylish, men's fashion, men's clothing, celeb, celebs, celebrity, celebrities, musician, musicians, singer, singers, commuter, commuters
"Why, I think he's trying to impress you."
Tags:horse, horses, steed, steeds, horse carriage, horse carriages, horseman, horsemen, carriage, carriages, horsepower, impress, impression, spouse, spouses, wife, wives, husband, husbands, partners, partner, significant other, significant others, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriend, girlfriends, dating, date, dates, first date, dating troubles, dating life, jealous, jealousy, flirt, flirtation, flirting, seduce, seducing, seduction
"I hate it when he gets all Robin Williamsy."
Tags:dog, dogs, pup, puppy, puppies, pet, pets, dog owner, dog owners, pet owner, pet owners, jealous, jealousy, envy, judgemental, judging, talking dog, talking dogs, talking animal, talking animals, animal, animals, actor, actors, celeb, celebs, celebrities, celebrity, impression, impressions, impersonations, impersonation, comedian, comedians
"But, first, my impression of Mussolini."
Tags:mussolini, impression, impressions, impressionist, impressionists, doing impressions, serenade, serenading, court, courting, courtship, courtships, italy, italian, italians, balcony, balcony scene, balcony scene, romance, romantic, romantics, love, benito mussolini, politician, politicians, fascist, fascists, fascism, pnf, nation fascist party, partito nazionale fascista, dictator, dictators, interrupt, interrupted, interruption, unromantic, kill the mood, killing the mood, ruin the mood, ruining the mood
"I forget—are these your friends where we pretend we make more money than we actually do, or less?"
A car drives past a sign that reads "Style 4 1/2 miles" and "Substance 385 miles".
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, road, roads, road sign, road signs, sign, signs, style, substance, distance, appearance, impression, impressions, reputation, image, perception, achievement, achievements, action, actions, perspective, perspectives, value, success, philosophy, philosophical, approach, approaches, approaches to life, approach to life, life
"If it's any consolation, that was an amazing impression of the king."
Tags:jester, jesters, joker, jokers, fool, fools, court, courts, royal court, royal courts, king, kings, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, sovereign, sovereigns, royal, royalty, consolation, comfort, amazing, great, talented, impression, impressions, impersonation, impersonations, imitation, imitations, joke, jokes, execution, executions, beheading, beheading, capital punishment, punishment, punishments, consequence, consequences, executioner, executioners, decapitation, decapitations, took the joke too far, taking a joke too far, bad joke, bad jokes, comedian, comedians, bad comedian, bad comedians, history, medieval
"A unique and stirring plea, counselor."
Tags:court, courts, court room, court rooms, judge, judges, justice, defendant, defendants, jurisprudence, jurist, jurists, law, laws, judiciary, judicial, judicial system, legal defense, defense attorney, defense attorneys, defense lawyer, defense lawyers, legal preceding, legal proceedings, trial, trials, legal trial, legal system, prosecution, prosecutor, prosecutors, defense attorney, defense attorneys, elvis, elvis presley, elvis impersonator, elvis impersonators, impersonator, impersonators, impression, impressions
"Who here likes impressions?"
Tags:animal, talking animals, talking animal, stand up, stand up comedy, comedy, comedian, comedians, parrot, parrots, impressions, impression, impersonate, impersonates, impersonation, impersonations, parroting, parroted, parrotted, parrotting, polly, polly wanna cracker, cracker, polly want a cracker, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphize, stage, stage show, show, shows, comedy show, comedy bar, play on words, word play, word-play, pun, punny
"Are you sure this doesn't have mid-life crisis written all over it?"
"It keeps track of how long you've been wearing workout clothes without actually working out."
Tags:workout, workout clothes, working out, worked out, app, apps, track, tracking, fashion, fashions, critical, criticize, criticise, procrastinate, procrastinates, health, healthy, phone, phones, smartphones, smartphone, application, applications, cell, cells, cellphone, cellphones, basic, lazy, trend, trends, impression, impressions
"Remember that hurricane a thousand miles away? That was me!"
Tags:hurricane, hurricanes, butterfly, butterflies, butterfly effect, chaos, chaos theory, pickup line, pickup lines, pick-up line, pick-up lines, chat-up, chat up line, chat up lines, date, dates, dating, single life, take credit, takes credit, taking credit, boast, boasts, boasting, braggart, braggarts, brag, brags, bragging, impress, impressing, impression, impressing, good impression, good impressions, ego, egotist, egotists, egotistical, take credit, takes credit, taking credit, physics
"I probably deserved a twenty year sentence, but did he have to do it in a Donald Duck voice?"
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, defence, defense, defendant, defendants, client, clients, guilty, voice, voices, ton of voice, impression, impressions, impressionist, impressionists, mocking, insulting, unkind, rude, fictional character, fictional characters
"The best advice I can give you is: 'Be Yourself.'"
Tags:impersonator, impersonators, impression, impressions, impostor, impostors, singer, singers, dancer, dancers, music, musician, musicians, cover band, cover bands, performer, performers, advice, be yourself, contradiction, contradictions, bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, drinking, drunk, drunks
"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."
"Do that thing where you walk like chuck berry."
Tags:duck, ducks, bird, birds, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking bird, talking birds, impersonation, impersonate, imitate, imitating, imitation, impression, impressions, celeb, celebs, celebrity, celebrities, singer, singers, songwriter, songwriters, dance, rock, rock and roll, pioneer, pioneers, music, musician, musicians
"Shall we send it, or do you wish to seduce her here?"
Tags:seduction, seductions, seduce, seducing, seduced, seduces, flirtation, flirtations, diamond, diamonds, love life, love-life, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriend, girlfriends, gold-digger, gold-diggers, gold digger, gold diggers, date, dates, show off, showing off, impression, impressions, seduction, flirtation, flirtations, love life, shallowness, shallow, trophy wife, trophy wives
"Do that thing where you smile like Jack Nicholson."
Tags:reptile, reptiles, animal, animals, snake, snakes, husband, husbands, wife, wives, relationship, relationships, couple, couples, spouses, spouse, marriage, married, impression, impressions, impersonation, impersonations, impersonate, imitate, imitation, imitations, celeb, celebs, celebrity, celebrities
"We're no longer standing in the wind, Roger."
Lumberjack Finds Strange Tree Rings
Tags:chainsaw art, chainsaw, chainsaws, munch, edvard, tree ring, tree rings, edvard munch, impression, impressionism, gothic, art, art history, artistic, artists, art ref, art reference, gothic art, norwegian, norway, tree, trees, forest, forests, forestry, wood, woods, woodcutter, lumber, lumberman, lumber man, lumberjack, lumber jack, guilt, guilty, cut, cutting, cut down, environment, environmental, environmentalism, environmentalist, regret, regrets, regretting
"Damnit, Harwood, I'm not doing an impression of anyone, I'm firing you."
"You want to know something else? I knew you were nuts from the first time I laid eyes on you."
"Did you just do a rooster?"
Tags:call, calls, calling, crow, crowing, rooster, roosters, animal sound, animal sounds, sounds, sound, voice, voices, impression, impressions, impersonate, impersonations, impersonations, wolf, wolves, wolf howling, howl, howls, howling, howling at the moon, the moon, fill moon, moon, full-moon, wolf pack, pack of wolves, talking animals, talking animal, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphise, paly on words, word-play, word play