At the Met
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"Tell us again about Monet, Grandpa."
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"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"
"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."
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"He Does Have A Point."
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Farmer's looking at paintings of haystacks.
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"I'll be alright in a minute. I'm afraid I accelerated on the way down."
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The Bored Impressionist
"Kiss me. I'm Claude Monet."
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"I'm Monet. Who the hell is Manet?"
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"Cezanne is as goofy as I like to get."
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Lumberjack Finds Strange Tree Rings
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"Any impressionists in this crowd?"