"Wait a minute! I didn't say we were going to Tahiti!"
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"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"
"But, first, my impression of Mussolini."
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Monet in the '90s.
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"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."
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"He Does Have A Point."
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"The pink ones are sashimi, and I believe the little yellow ones just fell off the Pollock."
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Farmer's looking at paintings of haystacks.
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The Bored Impressionist
"I probably deserved a twenty year sentence, but did he have to do it in a Donald Duck voice?"
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The Gauguins at Home
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"Kiss me. I'm Claude Monet."
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"lus a guy who does Generalissimo Francisco Franco."
Galerie de Commerce: Invoices of the Post-Impressionists
"I can give you some pills for her dry skin problem, but you'll just have to be patient and hope she grows out of this abstract impressionism phase."
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