"Sotheby's extends its deepest sympathies and wonders whether the deceased might have owned any early German Expressionist pieces."
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"He may have found his mittens, but he's lost all sense of propriety."
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"So, hw ws yr smmr?"
Tags:education, school, schools, schooling, teaching, teacher, teachers, student, students, classroom, classrooms, class, classes, back to school, back-to-school, first day, verbal, verbal communication, communication, vowel, vowels, spelling, grammar, language, languages, english, kid, kids, child, children, teen, teens, teenager, missing, improper, summer vacation, summer break, summer holidays, forgot, forgotten, texting, messaging, short-form, modern life
"Let's face it, this meeting isn't baout tightening our work schedule. It's about finishing our deadline."
Tags:work, work place, work places, office, offices, meeting, meetings, conference, conferences, procrastination, procrastinating, procrastinate, procrastinated, deadline, deadlines, due date, due dates, end time, tighten, tightens, tightened, tightening, work schedule, schedule, schedules, work schedules, unprofessional, unethical, improper, negligent, lazy, unqualified, carelessness, careless, incompetent, incompetence, manager, managers, managerial department, management, managements
"I'll have to call you back. 'Miss Congeniality 2,' our in-office movie, is starting."
Tags:office, offices, workplace, workplace, unprofessional, unprofessionalism, immoral, film, films, movie, movies, tv, the telly, television, televisions, tvs, distract, distraction, distracted, distracting, distractions, distracts, improper, unprincipled, incompetent, unruly behavior, unruly behaviour
"Nobody's perfect? You call that a defense?"
Tags:court, courtroom, courtrooms, court of law, law court, law courts, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, defense, defence, defense attorney, barrister, barristers, defendant, strategy, strategies, defense strategy, defence strategy, useless, hopeless, nobodys perfect, nobody's perfect, pointless, unprofessional, improper, unethical, lost cause, waste of time, guilty, incompetent, incompetence
"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."
Tags:business, businesses, board, board meeting, boss, bosses, surprise, surprises, surprising, growth, growth strategy, growth strategies, strategy, strategic, strategies, market, market growth, profit, profitable, clueless, unsure, share, shares, share holder, business plan, plan, plans, planning, evasive, evasion, ambiguous, ambiguity, unprofessional, improper, marketing, sales and marketing, sales & marketing
"Not now - I'm mime-texting yoga porn!"