New, Improved Cat
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"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"
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New Improved I.R.S.
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"Nice, but as long as there are readers there will be scrolls."
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"After you confess, can you fill out this survey to help us improve our interrogation methods?"
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"The cutting edge doesn't last forever."
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"Before you go, would you mind taking a few moments to fill out a short form rating your relationship experience?"
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"The thing is, you have to really want to change."
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