Tags:old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, over the hill, over-the-hill, senile, senility, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-aged, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, tattoo, tattoos, getting a tattoo, full moon, full moons, insanity, crazy, strange, idea, ideas, sudden, impulse, impulsive
"But you just had to elude the paparazzi."
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"The $19.99 Stairway to the Stars"
Tags:discount, discounts, need, needless, luxury, luxuries, buy buy buy, buy, buyer, buying, impulse, impulse buy, consumer, consumerism, rampant, rampant consumerism, obsolete, dollar store, dollar store version, knock off, knock-off, knock offs, knock-offs, sky, skies, star, stars, constellation, constellations, obsolete, useless, tat, critical, critique, critiqued
"When I was your age, I'd mastered repression."
Tags:repress, represses, repression, repressed desire, repressed desires, repressing desires, bury, buries, burying, maturity, mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, parent, parents, parenting, mental development, childhood development, dishes, impulse, impulses, impulsive, impulsiveness, chore, chores
Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!
Tags:morning-after, the morning after, walk of shame, walks of shame, regret, regrets, hangover, hangovers, hungover, binging, binge eating, binge eater, diet, dieting, off the wagon, fall off the wagon, addiction, addict, easy fix, easy fixes, impulse, impulses, impulsive, shopping spree, shopping sprees, resolution, resolutions, smoking, quitting smoking, smoker, gambling, problem gambler, problem drinker, problem drinkers, hair of the dog, guilt, guilty, shame, remorse, remorseful, miracle drug, miracle drugs, pharmaceutical, pharmaceuticals, pill, pills, medicine, medicines, self-medicate, self-medicated
"Those? Those are impulse items."
"The moon is full, Lester. Don't you feel even a teensy bit like howling?"
"I'm going to lower taxes to stimulate the economy and lop off a few heads because I dawn well feel like it."
Tags:trap, traps, frat, frats, fraternity, fraternities, university, school, schools, universities, campus, campuses, trapped, trapping, beer, beers, mindless, dumb, stupid, frat boy, frat boys, bro, bros, cage, caged, caught, desperate, impulse, impulsive, impulsivity, fraternal, college, colleges, social, socials, thick
"I shop to forget what I bought last year."
Tags:retail, retail therapy, retail therapies, indulgence, indulge, shop, shopping, therapeutic, regret, regrets, materialism, materialistic, capitalism, capitalist, high street, high streets, boutique, boutiques, women, woman, clothes, clothing, fashion, fashionable, fashion season, fashions, consumer, consumerism, shopping addict, impulse, impulse buy, impulsive, impulse control, window shopping, store front, store, stores
A man walks his dog wearing a cone.
Tags:cone, cones, scratch, scratches, scratching, compulsive, compulsive behavior, compulsive behaviors, impulse, impulses, impulsive, impulsiveness, compulsion, compulsions, resist, resists, resisting, stitches, solidarity, dog cone, dog cones, dog collar, dog collars, recovery collar, recovery collars, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, compulsive behaviour, compulsive behaviours, dog owner, dog owners, too much coffee man
Man looking at a street sign that reads "Curb your limits"
Tags:man, men, businessman, businessmen, street scene, street scenes, street sign, street signs, road sign, road signs, sign, signs, signage, street, streets, road, roads, curb your instincts, restrain yourself, restrain, curb, keep under control, hold back, subdue, suppress, feeling, feelings, intuition, gut feeling, gut feelings, impulse, impulses, don't be yourself, be someone else, fit in, fitting in, pretend, make-believe, don't trust yourself
"You're overthinking this."
Tags:overthink, overthinks, overthinking, lemming, lemmings, neurotic, obsessive, obsessions, obsessive compulsive, anal retentive, measure, measures, measuring, tape measure, tape measures, myth, myths, suicides, suicidal, impulsive, impulse, spontaneous, spontaneity, careful, cautious, caution, wisdom, wise, neuroses
"I gotta quit that."
Tags:dog, dogs, smoke, smokes, smoking, smoker, smokers, eat, eats, eating, eater, eaters, consume, consumes, consuming, tobacco, tobacco product, tobacco products, regret, regrets, regretting, quit, quits, quitting, stop smoking, cold turkey, going cold turkey, impulse, impulses, impulse control, impulsive, impulsiveness, self-control, no self-control, lack of self-control