Tags:old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, over the hill, over-the-hill, senile, senility, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-aged, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, tattoo, tattoos, getting a tattoo, full moon, full moons, insanity, crazy, strange, idea, ideas, sudden, impulse, impulsive
"You're just the man we're looking for. Come around to this side of the desk, and I'll gather up my things and get the heck out of here."
Tags:replacement, replacements, job interview, job interviews, interview, interviews, interviewing, executive, executives, impulsive, impulsiveness, impulse decision, impulse decisions, recruitment, recruiter, recruiters, new recruit, hire on the spot, hires on the spot, groom, grooms, grooming, groom a replacement, grooms a replacement, grooming a replacement, hiring criteria, qualification, qualifications, qualified replacement, qualified replacements
"But you just had to elude the paparazzi."
Tags:pap, papped, paparazzi, elude, elusive, escape, escaped, escapee, car, cars, auto, autos, breakdown, break down, broken, broken down, roadside assistance, roadside, fight, fighting, marital, marriage, couple, couples, husband, wife, married, married life, speed, speeding, sports car, celebrity, celebrities, road, roads, driving, driver, drivers, roadtrip, road trip, desert, deserts, wasteland, wait, waiting, impulse, impulsiveness, impulsive
"When I was your age, I'd mastered repression."
Tags:repress, represses, repression, repressed desire, repressed desires, repressing desires, bury, buries, burying, maturity, mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, parent, parents, parenting, mental development, childhood development, dishes, impulse, impulses, impulsive, impulsiveness, chore, chores
"Good luck getting a job now."
Tags:tattoo, tattoos, tattooed, visible tattoo, visible tattoos, dress code, dress codes, professional, professionals, professionalism, dress up, dressing up, bad decision, bad decisions, impulsive, carving, carvings, tree, trees, heart, hearts, irresponsible, irresponsibility, career killer, career killers, forehead, facial tattoo, facial tattoos
Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!
Tags:morning-after, the morning after, walk of shame, walks of shame, regret, regrets, hangover, hangovers, hungover, binging, binge eating, binge eater, diet, dieting, off the wagon, fall off the wagon, addiction, addict, easy fix, easy fixes, impulse, impulses, impulsive, shopping spree, shopping sprees, resolution, resolutions, smoking, quitting smoking, smoker, gambling, problem gambler, problem drinker, problem drinkers, hair of the dog, guilt, guilty, shame, remorse, remorseful, miracle drug, miracle drugs, pharmaceutical, pharmaceuticals, pill, pills, medicine, medicines, self-medicate, self-medicated
"I'm going to lower taxes to stimulate the economy and lop off a few heads because I dawn well feel like it."
Tags:trap, traps, frat, frats, fraternity, fraternities, university, school, schools, universities, campus, campuses, trapped, trapping, beer, beers, mindless, dumb, stupid, frat boy, frat boys, bro, bros, cage, caged, caught, desperate, impulse, impulsive, impulsivity, fraternal, college, colleges, social, socials, thick
"I shop to forget what I bought last year."
Tags:retail, retail therapy, retail therapies, indulgence, indulge, shop, shopping, therapeutic, regret, regrets, materialism, materialistic, capitalism, capitalist, high street, high streets, boutique, boutiques, women, woman, clothes, clothing, fashion, fashionable, fashion season, fashions, consumer, consumerism, shopping addict, impulse, impulse buy, impulsive, impulse control, window shopping, store front, store, stores
A man walks his dog wearing a cone.
Tags:cone, cones, scratch, scratches, scratching, compulsive, compulsive behavior, compulsive behaviors, impulse, impulses, impulsive, impulsiveness, compulsion, compulsions, resist, resists, resisting, stitches, solidarity, dog cone, dog cones, dog collar, dog collars, recovery collar, recovery collars, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, compulsive behaviour, compulsive behaviours, dog owner, dog owners, too much coffee man
"You're overthinking this."
"I gotta quit that."
Tags:dog, dogs, smoke, smokes, smoking, smoker, smokers, eat, eats, eating, eater, eaters, consume, consumes, consuming, tobacco, tobacco product, tobacco products, regret, regrets, regretting, quit, quits, quitting, stop smoking, cold turkey, going cold turkey, impulse, impulses, impulse control, impulsive, impulsiveness, self-control, no self-control, lack of self-control
"I say it's seaweed, and I say the hell with it."
"I want to huff and puff and blow down a big beautiful wall."
Tags:counsellor, counsellors, counselling, counselling session, counselor, counselors, three little pigs, pig, pigs, wolf, wolves, blow, blowing, fairy tale, fairy tales, prey, preying, study, studying, wall, walls, huff, huffing, puff, puffing, huff and puff, therapy, therapist, therapists, instinct, animal instinct, desire, base desire, base instinct, destructive impulse, impulse, impulsive
"Soup of the moment."
Trump fires his gold toilet.
Tags:trump, president trump, president donald trump, power, powerful, dictator, dictators, tyrant, tyrants, tyranny, fire, fires, firing, toilet, toilets, gold, gold toilet, media, press, speak out, speaking out, tell all, tell-all, deal, deals, news, impulse, impulsive, regret, regrets, regretting, abuse of power, hasty, sad, cry, cries, crying, alone, lonely