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"Honey, can we talk?"
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"You said the file was for your nails."
"Little Timmy is big enough to use you burglary tools."
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"If it wasn't for this tiny fence, I'd make a run for it."
"I think what I miss most is robbing people."
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"Bad news. They found the proof in the pudding."
"I'm finding it difficult to keep alive the little embezzler within."
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"If the crime rate goes up, we'll know it wasn't you."
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"This time of year I'm truly happy I'm inside."
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"Allegations were made, allegations were proved."
"This is nothing like the photo on Airbnb."
"I look at his recent work and I see a maturity that just wasn't there in his teen-age break-ins."
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"I haven't been in a playpen yet that could hold me."