"I'm starting to see some real definition in my abs."
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"As a species we're endangered. As an individual I'm in great shape."
"Yeah, but for a fat guy who doesn't exercise I'm in pretty good shape."
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"I am, of course, quite fit, or, if you prefer, quite extraordinarily fit, but I wouldn't say I was 'perfectly fit.'"
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"I love your body - where did you get it?"
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"I'm glad to see that almost everyone has been taking advantage of the new executive fitness center."
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"It's right about here that my socks fall down."
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"I looked at you and thought, I bet this man runs marathons."
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A gravestone with an epitaph that reads "Here lies Helayne Spinak - 103 pounds, go prove it."
"You can lie to me, you can lie to your trainer, you can even lie to yourself, but you can't lie to your Fitbit."
"Actually, he's not all that big, but he's really ripped."
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"Nintey-six kids? Well, you look amazing."
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"I can't even begin to work out until I find the right news to infuriate me."
"Dear, will you sprint down to the store and get a box of wheat germ and a pint of yoghurt?"
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"Do these abs make me look gay?"
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