"Will I still be able to not exercise?"
The Amazing Adventures of Wondercat.
Tags:cat, cats, superhero, superheroes, superheroic, caped, nap, naps, napping, catnap, catnaps, catnapping, sleep, sleeps, sleeping, sleep in, sleeps in, sleeping in, chair, chairs, kitty, kitten, kittens, inactive, inactivity, lazy, laziness, cat nap, cat naps, cat napping, comic book, comic books, sloth, slothful
"Would it kill you to lie fallow?"
"Is this a good shoe for sitting?"
Tags:shoe, shoes, fit, fitting, sneaker, sneakers, fitness, lazy, laziness, sitting, sit down, sitting down, shop, shopping, shoe store, shoe shop, shops, store, stores, health, healthy, lethargic, inactive, pointless, useless, consumerism, consumerist, fashion, fashions, shopped, unhealthy, exercise, exercising
No Action Comics
Tags:action, comic, comics, comic book, comic books, superhero, superheroes, superheroic, dwell, dwells, dwelling, stew, stews, stewing, obsess, obsesses, obsession, obsessions, ponder, ponders, pondering, daydream, daydreams, daydreaming, fret, frets, fretting, mull, mulls, mulling, worry, worries, worrywart, worrywarts, downer, downers, inaction, inactive
"Apparently, for the first time, I'm going to be fat all summer."
"Damn! Just as my inertia was starting to build up momentum."
"I learned a new trick today. Just kidding."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, trick, tricks, pet trick, pet tricks, dog trick, dog tricks, lazy, inactive, lethargic, sleepy, apathetic, indifferent, uninterested, disinterested
Man watching a huge T.V., while eating a huge box of snacks and drinking a huge can of soda
Tags:television, televisions, watching television, tv, tvs, watching tv, t.v., t.v.s, watching t.v., snack, snacks, snacking, eat, eating, oversized, large, big, huge, big screen, big screens, soda, sodas, pop, pops, soda pop, soda pops, cola, colas, fizzy drink, fizzy drinks, beer, beers, alcohol, drink, drinks, drinking, couch potato, couch potatoes, lazy, modern life, unhealthy, unhealthy lifestyle, unhealthy lifestyles, inactive, obesity, obesity crisis, consumerism, technology
"It's like I'm actually walking my dog!"
Tags:vr, virtual reality, vr headset, vr headsets, virtual reality headset, virtual reality headsets, simulation, simulation, simulated, dog, dogs, angry dog, upset dog, annoyed dog, dog owner, dog owner, dog owners, dog walk, dog walks, walking my dog, walking the dog, walk the dog, pointless, pointless activity, couch potato, inactive, inactivity
Unable to roll sleeves.
Tags:homeless, homeless person, homeless people, homelessness, roll sleeves, long sleeves, panhandle, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling, beg, begs, begging, begged, beggar, beggars, incompetent, incompetence, lazy, laziness, lethargic, inattentive, lethargy, inactive, inactivity, sleeves, simple task, simple tasks, bootstraps, self-reliance
Even my cat makes me feel lazy
"Is everything all right? I heard the motion detector go off?"