Inappropriate Cartoons

"Use diplomacy. If that fails, you could try force."

"It's from Santa, and it goes way, way beyond jolly."

"We're encouraging people to become involved in their own rescue."

"But, seriously. . ."

"Now I'm going to show you something that's in bad taste, so you'll know what bad taste is."

"Want to know what I think?"

"Sit down, Peter, you can't object at a funeral."

"Are we there yet?"

"All this talk of Viagra and penile implants reminds me of a charming story about my own penis."

"Here at Jackson & Bellnot casualization has gone too far."

I'm with crazy.

"Kids burn things-if you don't like it, don't go out."

"What sort of flowers say, 'I promise to obey the restraining order'?"

"It's getting much harder for me to distinguish good from evil. All I'm certain about is what's appropriate and what's inappropriate."

"Woof, woof, to coin a phrase."

"It's time for us to go back to Sixty-fifth and Third, Richard."

"Of course you know Congressman Beasley."

"Because when you put the Rorschachs in your pants I can't use them again."

"Just go home and change, Worthington, and spare me any more talk about postmodernism."

"I understood it was to be appropriately garnished."

"It's remarkable, Mr. Volmer. You have the clothes of a man half your age!"

"I know I say this a lot, but if I were a robot I would totally have sex with that."

"Those aren't three-star-restaurant pants."

"Can't we talk about something other than money?"

"Tell me the truth—have I ever made tea come out of your nose?"