"Use diplomacy. If that fails, you could try force."
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diplomacy, diplomatic, negotiate, negotiation, coach, coaches, box, boxing, unrealistic, advice, priority, negotiating, boxer, politics, international relations, force, forces, forced, power, powerful, violent, violence, violently, diplomats, advise, advising, inappropriate, context, boxers, boxed, punch, punching, last resort, violence is a last resort, persuasion, persuading, military force"It's from Santa, and it goes way, way beyond jolly."
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email, emails, e-mail, e-mails, e-mailing, emailing, santa, santa claus, father christmas, elf, elves, inappropriate, workshop, workshops, harassment, harass, harasses, metoo, #metoo, unwanted, unasked for"But, seriously. . ."
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grave, graves, graveyard, graveyards, gravestone, gravestones, tomb, tombs, mourner, mourners, mourning, mourn, mourned, griever, grievers, grief, griefs, burial, burials, cemetery, cemeteries, sense of humour, inappropriate, inappropriateness, joke, jokes, sense of humor, funeral, funerals, funeral humour, funeral humor"Now I'm going to show you something that's in bad taste, so you'll know what bad taste is."
"Want to know what I think?"
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baseball, baseballs, huddle, team huddle, team, wrong team, side, sides, switch sides, batter, bat, batting, pitch, pitcher, pitcher's mound, mound, team meeting, opinion, opinionated, unwanted, unwanted opinion, input, unwanted input, unsolicited, inappropriate, eavesdrop, eavesdropping, unhelpful, not helping, sport, sports, live sport, sporting, bad sport, unsolicited advice, bad advice, unwanted advice, patronise, patronising, patronised, patronize, patronizing, patronized, talk down"Are we there yet?"
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rowing, row, boat, boats, ship, ships, rows, slavery, whip, whipped, whips, inappropriate, are we there yet, annoying, annoys, annoy, annoyed, are we there, sail, sailing, galley slave, slave rowing, question, questions, questioning, journey, sailing, sails"All this talk of Viagra and penile implants reminds me of a charming story about my own penis."
"Here at Jackson & Bellnot casualization has gone too far."
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dress code, dress codes, casual, casualization, casualisation, casual friday, casual fridays, badly dressed, slovenly, dress up, dresses up, dressing up, bathrobe, bathrobes, shorts, t-shirt, t-shirts, modern life, modern times, tracksuit, tracksuits, track suit, track suits, suit, suits, inappropriate, expectation, expectations, social expectationsI'm with crazy.
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support group, support groups, group therapy, group therapist, group therapists, therapy, therapist, therapists, insensitive, insensitivity, crazy, insane, insanity, mental illness, mental illnesses, rude, inappropriate, out of place, t-shirt, t-shirts, novelty, novelty shirt, novelty shirts, funny shirt, funny shirts"Kids burn things-if you don't like it, don't go out."
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, bad parents, bad parenting, child-free, child free, childless, adult, adults, burn, burning, fire, fires, flame, flames, on fire, restaurant, restaurants, eating out, dining out, couple, couples, misbehave, mischief, trouble, behaving badly, inattentive parents, wild, table, tables, meal, meals, rude, inappropriate, defensive"What sort of flowers say, 'I promise to obey the restraining order'?"
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stalker, stalk, stalks, stalking, restraining order, restraining orders, harassment, harassments, harassing, flower, flowers, inappropriate, inappropriate behaviour, inappropriate behavior, florist, florists, pest, ex-boyfriends, ex boyfriend, ex boyfriends, ex girlfriend, ex girlfriends, ex-girlfriend, ex-girlfriends"It's getting much harder for me to distinguish good from evil. All I'm certain about is what's appropriate and what's inappropriate."
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appropriate, good, evil, hell, devils, religion, myths, demons, legends, modern life, ethics, morality, philosophy, bad, sins, sinning, inappropriate, distinguish, distinguishes, distinguishing, conscience, consciences, demon, legend, certain, certainty, uncertain, uncertainty"Woof, woof, to coin a phrase."
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flirt, flirts, flirtation, flirtations, catcall, catcalls, cat call, cat calls, catcalling, cat calling, coin a phrase, dog, dogs, woof, bark, barks, innuendo, inappropriate, comment, comments, commenting, genteel, misogynist, misogyny"It's time for us to go back to Sixty-fifth and Third, Richard."
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home, holiday, holidays, reluctant, reluctance, stubborn, winter, winters, season, seasons, vacation, vacations, weather, weathers, storm, stormy, snow, snowing, snows, bathing, sunbathing, sun-bathing, inappropriate, strong-willed, going home, back home, going home"Of course you know Congressman Beasley."
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clown, clowns, politician, politicians, politic, politics, congress, congressman, congressmen, congressional, house of representative, senate, senator, washington dc, washington, d.c., incompetent, make fun, introduction, introductions, poor, rubbish, laughing stock, laughing-stock, clowning, clowning around, inappropriate, joker, jester, unpopular, standards, poor standard, unserious, light hearted"Because when you put the Rorschachs in your pants I can't use them again."
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rorschach, rorschachs, rorschach tests, rorschach test, freudian, freuds, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, doctor, doctors, doctors office, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, counselor, counselors, counselling, shrink, shrinks, psychological test, inappropriate, inappropriately, mental health"Just go home and change, Worthington, and spare me any more talk about postmodernism."
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postmodern, postmodernist, postmodernism, art, artist, artists, avant-garde, casual friday, casual fridays, casual dress, dress up, dresses up, dressing up, attire, inappropriate, change clothes, changing clothes, artist, artists, modern, cubist, cubists, cubism, dead space, argue, argues, arguing, argument, boss, bosses, manager, managers, workplace attire"I understood it was to be appropriately garnished."
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, order, orders, menu, menus, fish, unhappy, unsatisfied, unsatisfactory, complaint, complaints, complaining, garnish, garnishes, garnished, appropriate, inappropriate, fancy, picky, fussy, picky eater, picky eaters, fussy eater, fussy eaters, not as advertised"It's remarkable, Mr. Volmer. You have the clothes of a man half your age!"
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fashions, fashionable, dress sense, dress-sense, unfashionable, middle age, middle-aged, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, fashion sense, denial, denials, physical, physicals, checkup, checkups, check-up, check-ups, check up, check ups, doctor, doctors, youthful fashion, youthful fashions, youthful appearance, inappropriate, trend, trends, latest trend, ageing, aging, ageing gracefully, aging gracefully"I know I say this a lot, but if I were a robot I would totally have sex with that."
"Those aren't three-star-restaurant pants."
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, star, stars, three-star, three star, three-star restaurant, three star restaurant, couple, couples, date, dates, dating, date night, date nights, marriage, marriages, married life, relationship, relationships, night out, nights out, going out, going out for dinner, getting dressed, getting ready, fashion, fashion sense, sense of style, menswear, clothing, men's clothing, clothes, men's clothes, pants, trousers, style, unacceptable, inappropriate, embarrassing, embarrassment, embarrassments, clothing choices, choosing clothes, outfit, outfits, choosing an outfit, no sense of style, no fashion sense"Can't we talk about something other than money?"
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bank, teller, tellers, banks, banking, banker, bankers, bank teller, bank tellers, money, monies, inappropriate, context, contexts, relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married, talk about money, partner, partners, contentious, fraught"Tell me the truth—have I ever made tea come out of your nose?"
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novel, novelty, monks, monk, religion, religions, religious, buddhist, buddhism, laughter, laughing, laughing stock, inappropriate, interruption, interrupt, interrupted, guru, gurus, tea ceremony, ritual, rituals, right for the job, job, jobs, work, career advice, career guidance, choosing the right career, choosing the right job, right career, right job