"What sort of flowers say, 'I promise to obey the restraining order'?"
Tags:stalker, stalk, stalks, stalking, restraining order, restraining orders, harassment, harassments, harassing, flower, flowers, inappropriate, inappropriate behaviour, inappropriate behavior, florist, florists, pest, ex-boyfriends, ex boyfriend, ex boyfriends, ex girlfriend, ex girlfriends, ex-girlfriend, ex-girlfriends
"Seriously, dude, can we put the air guitar aside while we're lurking?"
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"How many times have I asked you not to discuss stubbornly high interest rates in front of the children?"
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"I think it's a library - you know, that place for middle-aged men to look at p********y."
"How much you puttin' in?"
"Long answer: he's dead. Short answer: dead."
Tags:surgeon, surgeons, emergency procedure, emergency surgery, emergency surgeries, operating theatre, operating theater, bedside manner, bad news, delivering bad news, long answer, short answer, surgeon, surgeons, doctor, doctors, waiting room, grief, unprofessional, inappropriate behaviour, inappropriate behavior, unprofessional behavior, unprofessional behaviour
"You're a very interesting waiter, but don't you have any other tables to take care of?"
"Just think - somewhere down there someone is doing something inappropriate!"
"Good Lord, Professor! There it goes - the theory of everything!"
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"There is, however, nothing in the dean's regulations to preclude a semester of profoundly suggestive and, ultimately, frustrating consensual eye contact."
"When you die, can I have this couch?"
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"Please point out when we're passing a graveyard so that I can start whistling."
"Has anyone mentioned to you that I ride a Harley to work?"
Tags:office, offices, office life, business, businessman, businessmen, businesswoman, businesswomen, secretary, secretaries, receptionist, receptionists, man, men, manager, managers, boss, bosses, executive, executive, pick-up line, pickup line, pickup lines, pick up line, pick up lines, bragging, brag, boast, boasting, manly, show-off, showing off, motorcycle, motorcycles, motorbike, motorbikes, inappropriate behavior, inappropriate behaviour
"This is Father's Day, not Father Issues Day."
"I'll have this guy, this guy, and this guy."
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"It's the boss's son, what can I do about it?"
"I brought you an updated list of people to admire."
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"As a young man, I had many questions about love. I think I have the answers now, except for a few that are still pending in the courts."
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The Wilsons visit the wrong petting zoo.
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"Now where's your charming Mr. Felton?"
Tags:courtship, courtships, courting, date, dates, overprotective parent, overprotective parents, chaperone, chaperones, father, fathers, fatherhood, overprotective father, overprotective fathers, charm, charming, charmer, charmers, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, grope, gropes, inappropriate behaviour, inappropriate behavior, wandering hands, unwanted advances, vintage, sexually harassing, bad date, bad dates