"What sort of flowers say, 'I promise to obey the restraining order'?"
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"Seriously, dude, can we put the air guitar aside while we're lurking?"
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"How many times have I asked you not to discuss stubbornly high interest rates in front of the children?"
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"I think it's a library - you know, that place for middle-aged men to look at p********y."
"How much you puttin' in?"
"Long answer: he's dead. Short answer: dead."
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"You're a very interesting waiter, but don't you have any other tables to take care of?"
"Just think - somewhere down there someone is doing something inappropriate!"
"Good Lord, Professor! There it goes - the theory of everything!"
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"There is, however, nothing in the dean's regulations to preclude a semester of profoundly suggestive and, ultimately, frustrating consensual eye contact."
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"When you die, can I have this couch?"
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"Please point out when we're passing a graveyard so that I can start whistling."
"Has anyone mentioned to you that I ride a Harley to work?"
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"This is Father's Day, not Father Issues Day."
"I'll have this guy, this guy, and this guy."
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"It's the boss's son, what can I do about it?"
"I brought you an updated list of people to admire."
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"As a young man, I had many questions about love. I think I have the answers now, except for a few that are still pending in the courts."
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"Now where's your charming Mr. Felton?"
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