"But, seriously. . ."
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"I think I've got it-Mandela, the After-Shave."
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"Hey, I'm just messing with your head."
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"Just think - somewhere down there someone is doing something inappropriate!"
"Would you like to have a drink with me after the genocide panel?"
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"Tell me what you're wearing."
"When you die, can I have this couch?"
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"God has heard your prayers, and they are really starting to creep him out."
"How about instead of another stupid Monday lunch we go to my place, crank up Terry Gross, and play Twister naked?"
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"I could've done without all the wisecracky stuff for adults."
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"O.K.—but just this once.
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"My name is Morris Mandlebaun, I'm 28 years old and I want a tell, blond, blue-eyed shiksa."
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"Well, Henderson, you were the one who thought we should give him a free hand."
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"You have the most adorable lesions in your lungs."
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"It's now ten o'clock- we have your child."
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