"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."
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"Are you multitasking me?"
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"What say you just buzz me in tonight, honey?"
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"Damn, you are smooth."
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Stan's OK Deliveries
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"I don't understand why he'd rather howl at the moon than be with me."
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"Do you, Thomas, promise to pay attention for the first year and phone it in for the rest of your life?"
"Notice anything different?"
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A teacher walks into a classroom full of chatting students; once he starts to talk the students fall asleep.
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"I rearrange the furniture- he doesn't notice."
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"I'll be walking by your door in a second if you want to try to get my attention."
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Whatever it is I usually think about.
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"Don't forget to wash your hands."
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"Shouldn't you be writing some of this down?"
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"Of course I'm listening. I'm in a heightened state of alert."
"I like walks in the rain, old barns, and Edna St. Vincent Millay. Does that ring any bells?"
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"I just wish my husband would ignore me a little more."
Adult attention deficit disorders (A.A.D.D.)
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"I can't remember whether or not I left hell on."
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"Not only have my eyes glazed over – they have turned completely into cinnamon rolls."