"It's not enough to write 'Megabucks' on your return, Mr. Clacton. You're supposed to tell us how many."
"Bob, as a token of my appreciation for this wonderful lunch I would like to disclose to you my income-tax returns for the past four years."
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"It started out as my itemized deductions, but it's turned into a novel."
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"The unexamined life is 5 percent cheaper over the course of an average lifespan."
"Other folks have to pay taxes, too, Mr. Herndon, so would you please spare us the dramatics!"
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"Head of household? Now, who would that be?"
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"File for an extension. . . Actually, that's a good idea."
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Moses holds a 1040 form.
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"Your income fell drastically, apparently for no better reason than you were goofing off. It almost seems as if you did it deliberately, to spite us."
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"I'm afraid you have miscounted your blessings, Reverend."
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"I'm from the IRS. I'm afraid we've misused all your tax money. Could we have some more?"
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"I prefer not to answer the $25,000 question - it would put me in a higher income bracket."
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"I said, with these new tax breaks, we'll be able to buy more leaves for the table."
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"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."
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