Incompatible Cartoons

Incompatible Cartoons

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Incompatible cartoon

"We couldn't connect. He kept spouting technobabble, and I, of course, kept coming back with psychobabble."

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"Honey, let me call you back—I'm bored."

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"Well, if you can't walk through walls this is where I say goodbye."

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"Sometimes I close my eyes and pretend that someone else is denying me sex."

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"Surely two people as intelligent as we are can work out some method of falling in love."

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Sex! thought Byron. What a great Idea! Will share my wonderful idea with Inez!

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"I'll be honest, Raymond. I really don't give a damn about the wetlands."

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"The roommate thing didn't work out. She's all 'Girls' and I'm more 'Broad City.' "

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"Boy, are you a tough nut to crack! This is its fifth season, and you still don't like it."

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"Oh, i could never date her. She hates italics."

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"The trouble is you make me think too much."

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"With you I have known peace, Lida, and now you say you're going crazy."

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"Read any good books lately?"

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"Actually I think I'm looking for an attorney a bit more mean-spirited."

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"I mean, I like him, but there's no kicky portmanteau there."

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"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

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"Oh, sure, I love Bruce and all. But we have conflicting diets."

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"It'll never work—you're a moviegoer and I'm a film buff."

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"I'm not attracted to him and we don't get along, but the timing is right."

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"The trustees feel the Reverend Dr. Clapsattle does not harmonize with the edifice."

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Moonrise, East Dudley, Rhode Island, July 1988

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"Height has nothing to do with it, Arnie. I just can't imagine myself with a man who doesn't know the broche for hors d'euvres."

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"About a year ago, we stopped heating with wood. I think that's when we began to realize we didn't really have much in common."

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"And another thing …. You only pretend to hate the tobacco companies!"

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"I'm sorry. We're just too different."

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