Incompetence Cartoons

"A billion is a thousand million? Why wasn't I informed of this?"

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC32102
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4800x3786 pixels (unwatermarked)
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money, language, communication, incompetence, billion, billions, billionaire, billionaires, millionaire, millionaires, bad at math, math problem, math problems, dollar, dollars, rich people, idle rich, uninformed, lack of information, reliant, rely, relies, relying, underling, underlings, corporate ladder, corporate ladders, corporate hierarchy, corporate hierarchies, in the loop, out of the loop, mankoff

"This is a second opinion. At first, I thought you had something else."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC31998
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1968x1731 pixels (unwatermarked)
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incompetent, incompetence, second opinion, second opinions, referral, referrals, medical opinion, medical opinions, doctor, doctors, medical malpractice, malpractice, patient, patients, physician, physicians, gp, gps, general practitioner, general practitioners

My First Boat

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC34914
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2416x1751 pixels (unwatermarked)
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capsize, capsizes, capsizing, pilot, pilots, new boat, boats, boat, boats, ship, ships, seafarer, seafarers, seafaring, yacht, yachts, personal yacht, personal yachts, newbie, newbies, new, learn, learns, learning, incompetent, incompetence, safety, sign, signs, excuse, excuses, skill, skills, skill level, skill levels, learn, learns, learning

"One question: If this is the Information Age, how come nobody knows anything?"

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC39212
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2133x1553 pixels (unwatermarked)
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information age, computers, know, cocktail party, cocktail parties, incompetence, incompetent, information, knowledge, internet, internet generation, internet generations, digital divide, useless information, learn, learns, learning, mankoff

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC120405
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2000x2062 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, kit, kits, incompetence, hobby, new hobby, new hobbies, aeroplane crash, airplane crash, pilot, pilots, dangerous hobby, dangerous hobbies, model airplane, airplane kit, airplane kits, aeroplane kit, aeroplane kits, plane kit, plane kits, airplane crash, airplane crashes, plane crash, plane crashes, aviator, aviators, aviation, enthusiast, enthusiasts

"What the hell? We could use an idiot."

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC120653
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3000x1710 pixels (unwatermarked)
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idiot, idiots, hiring, hire, hires, hired, new guy, new guys, diversity, workplace diversity, diversity hire, diversity hires, positive discrimination, moron, morons, unqualified, incompetent, incompetence, application, applications, interview, interviews, interviewing, job interview, job interviews, worker, workers, working, colleague, colleagues, co-worker, co-workers

"We need to investigate a stupidity cluster in accounting."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC40948
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1993x1521 pixels (unwatermarked)
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investigate, investigates, investigation, investigations, accountant, accounting, accounting department, accounting departments, books, cooked books, incompetence, incompetent, corporation, corporations, colleague, colleagues, mistake, mistakes, accident, accidents, careless, carelessness, malfeasance, corporate malfeasance

"Nope. Looks to me like a clear-cut case of suicide by somehow reaching around behind the back and sticking a knife in backward. Let's get a drink."

Artist:
Kanin, Zachary
Search ID:
CC126344
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3089x2904 pixels (unwatermarked)
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detective, detectives, police, crime, crimes, police officer, police officers, officer, officers, stab, criminal, stabbing, stabs, stabbed, kill, killed, killing, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, murderous, investigation, investigating, investigate, investigation, investigates, scene, crime scene, crime scenes, lazy, conclusion, unlikely, conclusions, laziness, work, working, bored, suicide, suicidal, suicides, incompetence, incompetent, cover up, coverup, cover-up, cover ups

"This is where things started getting really weird."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC44144
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1840x1635 pixels (unwatermarked)
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profit, profitable, profitability, chart, charts, graph, graphs, graphics, line graph, statistics, statistic, businessmen, meeting, board meeting, meetings, meeting room, exec, executive, executives, annual report, report, fiscal, fiscal year, prediction, model, modelling, incompetent, incompetence, financial, financial modelling, financial model, financial models, fiscal report, accounting, accounts, boardroom, business management, management

"Shows you how much I know."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC42862
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2886x2340 pixels (unwatermarked)
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expert, experts, expertise, area of expertise, areas of expertise, die, dies, dying, patient, patients, malpractice, medical malpractice, malpractice suit, malpractice suits, lawsuit, lawsuits, wrongful death, teach, teaches, teaching, teacher, teachers, med student, med students, medical student, medical students, idiot, idiots, incompetent, incompetence, self-effacing, accident, accidents, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, surgeon, surgeons

"Sorry. I think I just pressed 'shuffle.' "

Artist:
Dernavich, Drew
Search ID:
CC121771
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5000x4004 pixels (unwatermarked)
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shuffle, shuffles, jukebox, jukeboxes, smartphone, smartphones, smart device, smart devices, mp3 player, mp3 players, mp3, mp3s, elevator, elevators, elevator operator, elevator operators, lift, lifts, operator, operators, careless, carelessness, accident, accidents, accidental, incompetent, incompetence, wrong button, wrong buttons, faux pas

"Shouldn't you be reading that to me out loud or something?"

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC40662
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1861x1477 pixels (unwatermarked)
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read, reading, reader, reads, book, books, bookish, book lover, bedtime, bed time, story, storybook, stories, read aloud, aloud, incompetent, incompetence, stupidity, stupid, dumb, parent, parenting, tired parents, tired, parental, dad, dad, father, fatherhood, fathers, kid, kids, child, children, childhood

Introducing the 1040 - F.I.* Form (*The tax return for the financially incompetent.)

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC29699
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2199x2374 pixels (unwatermarked)
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tax, tax season, tax form, tax forms, taxes, confusing, confusion, taxes, financially incompetent, file taxes, filing taxes, tax return, tax returns, accounting, personal accountant, personal accountants, incompetent, incompetence, irresponsible

Six people walk one dog.

Artist:
Lorenz, Lee
Search ID:
CC120218
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2000x1191 pixels (unwatermarked)
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incompetent, incompetence, dog walker, dog walkers, dog walking, inefficient, inefficiency, efficiency expert, efficiency experts, redundant, redundancy, useless, uselessness, too many cooks, waste of energy, wastes of energy, dog, dogs, canine, canines, pooch, pooches, look after, looked after, leash, leashes, lead, leads

"My attorney says your attorney had to take the bar exam three times."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC43666
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1802x1546 pixels (unwatermarked)
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bar, bars, bar exam, bar exams, taunt, taunts, taunting, lawyer, lawyers, law school, attorney, attorneys, law schools, insult, insults, insulting, test, tests, testing, incompetent, incompetence, embarrass, embarrasses, embarrassing, humiliate, humiliates, humiliating, humiliation

"The situation in Iraq appears to be going well, gentlemen. That, however, is a map of Staten Island."

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC122137
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3000x2586 pixels (unwatermarked)
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incompetent, incompetence, iraq, war in iraq, military, military leader, military leaders, military intelligence, intelligence officer, intelligence officers, staten island, new york, new york city, map, maps, target, targets, military target, military targets, iraq war

"Are you sure this is the correct way to declassify documents?"

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC122199
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7000x4946 pixels (unwatermarked)
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government, incompetence, bureaucracy, declassify, declassifies, declassification, foia, foia request, foia requests, request, requests, freedom of information act, incompetent, naive, naivete, shred paper, shredding papers, paper shredder, paper shredders, politician, politicians, corrupt, corruption, corrupted, corrupting, mankoff

"Jeffrey makes all our furniture himself."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC22699
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1600x985 pixels (unwatermarked)
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hobbies, leisure, furniture, interiors, incompetence, women, men, marriage, relationships, homemade, handmade, artisan, artisans, carpenter, carpenters, amateur, amateurs, amateurish, incompetent, hobbyist, hobbyists, mankoff

Grants & Recipients

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC43276
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1705x919 pixels (unwatermarked)
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grant, grants, government grant, government grants, recipient, recipients, grant money, philanthropy, philanthropist, philanthropists, incompetent, incompetence, basic, basics, doing the basics, bare minimum, bare minimums, grow up, grows up, growing up, midlife, midlife crisis, midlife crises, donation, donations, charitable donation, charitable donations, donating, government money, government monies

"I know you're not a quitter, Pete - in fact, that's the main reason I have no choice but to fire you."

Artist:
Chitty, Tom
Search ID:
CC143664
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4751x6081 pixels (unwatermarked)
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laid off, laid-off, fired, fire, pink-slip, pink slip, unemployed, unemployment, quit, quitting, redundant, redundancy, made redundant, business, corporate, productivity, productive, hr, human resources, h.r, h r, inept, ineptitude, idiocy, idiot, try hard, good attempt, not good enough, bungling, bumbling, incompetent, incompetence, efficiencies, efficiency, efficient, boss, bosses, horrible bosses, management, manager, managerial, lay-offs, perseverance, persevere

"First it was no football, now it's no money. I don't think they know what they're doing."

Artist:
Miller, Warren
Search ID:
CC36635
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2356x2015 pixels (unwatermarked)
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parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, children, child, son, sons, football, footballers, pocket money, pocket money allowance, allowance, friends, friendship, economy, failing economy, government, government cut backs, government cut backs, failed government, government cut-backs, austerity, end austerity, public services, public service, public service cuts, incompetent, incompetence, incompetency, local services, local services, cuts to local services, local services cuts, government funding, local funding, funding cuts, funding gap, spending cuts, spending cut, sport, sports

"I see myself rising through the ranks of the organization until midlife, when I will most likely hit a wall and go screaming through the door."

Artist:
Smaller, Barbara
Search ID:
CC141873
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5700x4669 pixels (unwatermarked)
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midlife, midlife crisis, midlife crises, peter principle, ceiling, ceilings, competent, competence, incompetent, incompetence, corporate ladder, corporate ladders, corporate culture, corporation, corporations, megacorporation, megacorporations, white collar job, white collar jobs, office drone, office drones

Hadley K., All-Day Sucker.

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC29884
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2378x2317 pixels (unwatermarked)
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sucker, suckers, gullible, naive, naivete, incompetent, incompetence, rip-off, ripped off, ripping off, aromatherapy, quack, quacks, quackery, fake, fakes, faker, fakers, three card monte, scam, scams, scamming, scammer, scammers, gullibility, believing, believing mind, believing minds, believing brain, believing brains

"You might want to do a rubber-glove count."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC43990
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1748x1504 pixels (unwatermarked)
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rubber glove, rubber gloves, rubber-glove count, rubber glove counts, surgeon, surgeons, surgery, surgeries, foreign object, foreign objects, accident, accidents, accidental, surgical glove, surgical gloves, missing glove, missing gloves, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, cooking, professional chef, professional cook, complain, complaint, complaints, contamination, food contamination, contaminated food, incompetence, medical procedure, medical procedures