"We'll probably vote for the least qualified candidate. We have no judgment skills."
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election, elections, electing, voting, voter, voters, vote, votes, election campaign, election campaigns, politics, politicians, politician, government, governments, least qualified, candidate, candidates, poll, polls, polling, pollster, pollsters, judgement, skill, skills, incompetence, incompetent, incompetents, president, presidents, presidential election, presidential elections, senate, senator, senators, representative, representatives, congress, congressman, congressman, congresswoman, congresswomen, governor, governors, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, american, americans"A billion is a thousand million? Why wasn't I informed of this?"
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money, language, communication, incompetence, billion, billions, billionaire, billionaires, millionaire, millionaires, bad at math, math problem, math problems, dollar, dollars, rich people, idle rich, uninformed, lack of information, reliant, rely, relies, relying, underling, underlings, corporate ladder, corporate ladders, corporate hierarchy, corporate hierarchies, in the loop, out of the loop, mankoff"Judgement Day: Division Four"
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, prosecutor, prosecutors, prosecution, defense, defence, defendant, defendants, client, clients, witness, witness, bailiff, bailiffs, police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, day in court, justice, chaos, confusion, judgement day, american court system, punishments, sentence, sentences, sentencing, crime, criminal, criminals, media, press, journalist, journalists, reporter, reporters, jury, juries, juror, jurors, murder, murders, homicide, swearing in, incompetent, incompetents, incompetenceMy First Boat
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capsize, capsizes, capsizing, pilot, pilots, new boat, boats, boat, boats, ship, ships, seafarer, seafarers, seafaring, yacht, yachts, personal yacht, personal yachts, newbie, newbies, new, learn, learns, learning, incompetent, incompetence, safety, sign, signs, excuse, excuses, skill, skills, skill level, skill levels, learn, learns, learning"This is a second opinion. At first, I thought you had something else."
"The right hand doesn't even know what the right hand is doing."
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government, the government, politician, politicians, right hand, the right hand, right hand man, incompetent, incompetence, us politics, white house, the white house, admit, inadequate, inadequacy, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs, useless, uselessness, co-ordination, co ordination, no co-ordination, no co ordination"Hi, I'm your court-appointed lawyer-whoa! Don't tell me you've been executed already."
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lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, court-appointed, public defender, public defenders, defence, defense, client, clients, defendant, defendants, jail, jail, prison, prisons, crime, criminal, criminals, convict, convicts, death row, death penalty, capital punishment, execution, executions, executed, cell, cells, empty, gone, disappeared, too late, bad timing, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, death, black humour, black humor, dark humour, dark humor"A few minutes ago, God very graciously called to congratulate me."
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self confidence, confident, over confident, over confidence, over compensating, over compensate, president, presidents, politics, political, political leader, political leaders, government, governments, donald, trump, incompetent, incompetence, election, elections, the donald, toupee, toupees, tiny hands, little hands, baby hands, small hands, maga, make america great again, build the wall, build a wall, campaign, campaigns, devil, devils, satan, satanic, evil, demon, victory, hell, hellish"Don't think of it as getting fired. Think of it as finally being recognized for your incompetence."
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incompetence, incompetent, fired, laid off, let go, made redundant, redundant, redundancy, unemployed, unemployment, lost job, boss, bosses, manager, managers, management, hiring manager, hiring managers, outsource, outsourcing, outsourced, recognition, fail, failure, failed, failing, bad employee, employee, employees, ex employee, ex employees, employer, employers, making cuts, budget cuts, office, offices"One question: If this is the Information Age, how come nobody knows anything?"
"He built his own airplane from a kit."
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airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, kit, kits, incompetence, hobby, new hobby, new hobbies, aeroplane crash, airplane crash, pilot, pilots, dangerous hobby, dangerous hobbies, model airplane, airplane kit, airplane kits, aeroplane kit, aeroplane kits, plane kit, plane kits, airplane crash, airplane crashes, plane crash, plane crashes, aviator, aviators, aviation, enthusiast, enthusiasts"What the hell? We could use an idiot."
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idiot, idiots, hiring, hire, hires, hired, new guy, new guys, diversity, workplace diversity, diversity hire, diversity hires, positive discrimination, moron, morons, unqualified, incompetent, incompetence, application, applications, interview, interviews, interviewing, job interview, job interviews, worker, workers, working, colleague, colleagues, co-worker, co-workers"We need to investigate a stupidity cluster in accounting."
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investigate, investigates, investigation, investigations, accountant, accounting, accounting department, accounting departments, books, cooked books, incompetence, incompetent, corporation, corporations, colleague, colleagues, mistake, mistakes, accident, accidents, careless, carelessness, malfeasance, corporate malfeasance"Oh, hell."
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sport, sports, baseball, baseballs, baseball team, baseball teams, baseball player, baseball players, catching, catcher, catchers, outfielder, outfielders, missed, missing, mistake, mistakes, incompetent, incompetence, incompetents, out-of-practice, out of shape, out-of-shape, spring training, practice, practice, practicing, practising, training"There you are!"
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missing people, missing person, missing persons, bureau of missing persons, there you are, found, find, incompetent, incompetence, missing people, disappear, disappearances, disappearance, disappearing, going missing, missing persons unit, governments, public service, public services, failing services, police, detective, detectives, investigator, investigators"It's Harvard, Professor. They want to know when you're going to grade last June's exams."
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political campaign, political campaigns, political campaigning, political candidate, political candidates, running for president, professor, professors, university professor, university professors, grading papers, grading exams, marking, incompetent, incompetence, campaign trail, the campaign trail, standing for president, us politics, lazy, laziness, unfocused, unqualified, ill qualified, neglect, neglectful, boston, cambridge"China now says it will withdraw its opposition to the missile-defense shield if the F.B.I. builds it."
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anti-missile system, anti-missile systems, antimissile system, antimissile systems, missile system, missile systems, missile, missiles, bomb, bombs, fbi, fbi incompetence, incompetent, incompetence, china, chinese, foreign policy, foreign policies, chinese opposition, chinese oppositions, foreign policy, military technology, military development, military technologies"Nope. Looks to me like a clear-cut case of suicide by somehow reaching around behind the back and sticking a knife in backward. Let's get a drink."
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detective, detectives, police, crime, crimes, police officer, police officers, officer, officers, stab, criminal, stabbing, stabs, stabbed, kill, killed, killing, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, murderous, investigation, investigating, investigate, investigation, investigates, scene, crime scene, crime scenes, lazy, conclusion, unlikely, conclusions, laziness, work, working, bored, suicidal, incompetence, incompetent, cover up, coverup, cover-up, cover ups"They, like, invented retro."
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history, historical, ancient, greek, greece, pantheon, temple, temples, column, columns, architecture, ruin, ruins, invention, inventions, invented, inventor, inventors, retro, vintage, antique, travel, tourism, traveller, travellers, travelling, traveler, travelers, traveling, tourist, tourists, backpacker, backpackers, hipster, hipsters, millennial, millennials, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, dumb"And you call yourself a dog."
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animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, cat, cats, feline, felines, cat owner, cat owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, psychology, confused, confusion, anger, angry, upset, dumb, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence"This is where things started getting really weird."
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profit, profitable, profitability, chart, charts, graph, graphs, graphics, line graph, statistics, statistic, businessmen, meeting, board meeting, meetings, meeting room, exec, executive, executives, annual report, report, fiscal, fiscal year, prediction, model, modelling, incompetent, incompetence, financial, financial modelling, financial model, financial models, fiscal report, accounting, accounts, boardroom, business management, management"Just ignore them. They're summer people."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, fish, shark, sharks, underwater, ocean, sea, summer, summertime, tourist, tourists, tourism, tourist season, travel, traveller, travellers, traveler, travelers, vacationer, vacationers, holiday-goer, holiday-goers, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, summer people, ignore, ignoring, strange, unusual, dumb, sucker, suckers, season, seasons, seasonal, swimming