Incompetence Cartoons

"I don't vote. They've got machines that do that now."

"We'll probably vote for the least qualified candidate. We have no judgment skills."

"A billion is a thousand million? Why wasn't I informed of this?"

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

"This is a second opinion. At first, I thought you had something else."

My First Boat

"The right hand doesn't even know what the right hand is doing."

"Hi, I'm your court-appointed lawyer-whoa! Don't tell me you've been executed already."

"A few minutes ago, God very graciously called to congratulate me."

"Don't think of it as getting fired. Think of it as finally being recognized for your incompetence."

"One question: If this is the Information Age, how come nobody knows anything?"

"Harry insisted on doing everything himself."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

"What the hell? We could use an idiot."

"We need to investigate a stupidity cluster in accounting."

"Oh, hell."

"There you are!"

"It's Harvard, Professor. They want to know when you're going to grade last June's exams."

"China now says it will withdraw its opposition to the missile-defense shield if the F.B.I. builds it."

"Whatever it is, it's very, very little."

"Nope. Looks to me like a clear-cut case of suicide by somehow reaching around behind the back and sticking a knife in backward. Let's get a drink."

"They, like, invented retro."

"And you call yourself a dog."

"This is where things started getting really weird."

"Just ignore them. They're summer people."