Incompetent Cartoons

Here Lies Frederick Jones - Verbal: 680....Math: 720.

Artist:
Chast, Roz
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CC39120
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death, cemeteries, scholastic aptitude test, sat, sats, s.a.t., test, tests, exam, exams, examination, examinations, education, incompetent, incompetents, college, high school, tombstone, tombstones, headstone, headstones, cemetery, cemeteries, graveyard, graveyards, grave, graves, epitaph, epitaphs, eulogy, eulogies, obituary, obituaries, exam results, test results, sats results

"Some guys from the state board of medicine are here to see you."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
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CC43396
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ethics, doctors, state board of medicine, diplomas, to err is human, proverb, proverbs, mistakes, incompetents, incompetent, medical malpractice, medical lawsuit, medical lawsuits, offices, health, medical qualification, medical qualifications, mankoff

"This is a second opinion. At first, I thought you had something else."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
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CC31998
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incompetent, incompetence, second opinion, second opinions, referral, referrals, medical opinion, medical opinions, doctor, doctors, medical malpractice, malpractice, patient, patients, physician, physicians, gp, gps, general practitioner, general practitioners

My First Boat

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
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CC34914
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capsize, capsizes, capsizing, pilot, pilots, new boat, boats, boat, boats, ship, ships, seafarer, seafarers, seafaring, yacht, yachts, personal yacht, personal yachts, newbie, newbies, new, learn, learns, learning, incompetent, incompetence, safety, sign, signs, excuse, excuses, skill, skills, skill level, skill levels, learn, learns, learning

"One question: If this is the Information Age, how come nobody knows anything?"

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
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CC39212
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information age, computers, know, cocktail party, cocktail parties, incompetence, incompetent, information, knowledge, internet, internet generation, internet generations, digital divide, useless information, learn, learns, learning, mankoff

'Retirement Training Program'"Very good, Larry! Just one more step and you'll have the entire aisle blocked!"

Artist:
Warp, Kim
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CC41969
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supermarket, supermarkets, grocery store, grocery stores, food store, food stores, grocery, groceries, shop, store, food, aisle, aisles, block the aisles, blocking the aisles, blocking, block, blocked, employer, grocery cart, grocery carts, shopping cart, shopping carts, cart, carts, shopping, shopper, shoppers, grocery shopping, retire, retirement, old age, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, elderly, old people, old man, old men, stereotypes, stereotype, annoying, incompetent, pet peeve, pet peeves, training, trainer, trainers, trainee, trainees

"What the hell? We could use an idiot."

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
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CC120653
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idiot, idiots, hiring, hire, hires, hired, new guy, new guys, diversity, workplace diversity, diversity hire, diversity hires, positive discrimination, moron, morons, unqualified, incompetent, incompetence, application, applications, interview, interviews, interviewing, job interview, job interviews, worker, workers, working, colleague, colleagues, co-worker, co-workers

"We need to investigate a stupidity cluster in accounting."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
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CC40948
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investigate, investigates, investigation, investigations, accountant, accounting, accounting department, accounting departments, books, cooked books, incompetence, incompetent, corporation, corporations, colleague, colleagues, mistake, mistakes, accident, accidents, careless, carelessness, malfeasance, corporate malfeasance

"I have the whole universe to look after, so I'm putting you in charge of this planet."

Artist:
Gross, Sam
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CC40746
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heaven, god, in charge, earth, stupid, whole universe, sons, idiots, planets, incompetents, incompetent, planet, universes, delegate, delegates, son, caretaker, caretakers, responsible, responsibility, irresponsible, son, house sit, house sits, house sitter, house sitters, earth, planet earth, dominion, nepotism

"Nope. Looks to me like a clear-cut case of suicide by somehow reaching around behind the back and sticking a knife in backward. Let's get a drink."

Artist:
Kanin, Zachary
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CC126344
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detective, detectives, police, crime, crimes, police officer, police officers, officer, officers, stab, criminal, stabbing, stabs, stabbed, kill, killed, killing, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, murderous, investigation, investigating, investigate, investigation, investigates, scene, crime scene, crime scenes, lazy, conclusion, unlikely, conclusions, laziness, work, working, bored, suicide, suicidal, suicides, incompetence, incompetent, cover up, coverup, cover-up, cover ups

"This is where things started getting really weird."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
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CC44144
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profit, profitable, profitability, chart, charts, graph, graphs, graphics, line graph, statistics, statistic, businessmen, meeting, board meeting, meetings, meeting room, exec, executive, executives, annual report, report, fiscal, fiscal year, prediction, model, modelling, incompetent, incompetence, financial, financial modelling, financial model, financial models, fiscal report, accounting, accounts, boardroom, business management, management

Politics, Finance, Religion.

Artist:
Miller, Warren
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CC35935
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politics, political, politic, finance, finances, money, rich, corrupt, corruption, religion, religions, christianity, judaism, three wise monkeys, hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil, proverb, proverbs, blind eye, blind eyes, monkey, monkeys, animal, animals, incompetent, corrupting, evil, evils, amoral, unethical, immoral

"Yeah, but it doesn't smell like a bomb!"

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
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CC38865
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airport, airports, airport security, security, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, safety, bomb, bombs, sniffer dog, sniffer dogs, security dog, security dogs, bomb dog, bomb dogs, luggage, baggage, border control, customs, officer, officers, screening officer, screening officers, screening, security screening, scan, scanning, scanner, protect, protection, dog handler, dog handlers, explosive, explosives, ineffective, useless, incompetent, air travel, transportation, flying, tsa, tsa agent, agent, tsa officer, transportation security officer, transportation security administration, homeland security, department of homeland security, screening equipment, bomb detection, canine, canines, terror, terrorism

"Shows you how much I know."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
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CC42862
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expert, experts, expertise, area of expertise, areas of expertise, die, dies, dying, patient, patients, malpractice, medical malpractice, malpractice suit, malpractice suits, lawsuit, lawsuits, wrongful death, teach, teaches, teaching, teacher, teachers, med student, med students, medical student, medical students, idiot, idiots, incompetent, incompetence, self-effacing, accident, accidents, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, surgeon, surgeons

"No, this isn't a book signing."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
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CC41094
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heaven, heavenly, st peter, death, deaths, afterlife, after life, after-life, dead, died, incompetent, misunderstanding, misunderstood, pearly gates, pearly, gates, book, books, signing, signings, signed, signs, signature, signatures, religion, religious, christian, christianity, bible, bibles

"I don't know. What do you want to do?"

Artist:
Dernavich, Drew
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CC121509
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air traffic control, air traffic, air traffic controller, air, airplane, aeroplane, plane, planes, jet, jets, chaotic, chaos, disaster, disastrous, lazy, laziness, lazily, slob, slobs, feet up, airport, airports, airport control, safety, safe, incompetent, incompetents, cut out for the job, high pressure job, high pressure jobs, relax, relaxed, stress, stressed, stressful, stressing, stresses, relaxes, relaxing

"Sorry. I think I just pressed 'shuffle.' "

Artist:
Dernavich, Drew
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CC121771
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"Shouldn't you be reading that to me out loud or something?"

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
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CC40662
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"Of course you know Congressman Beasley."

Artist:
Handelsman, J. B.
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CC40816
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"Geez, you're the worst focus group I've ever seen."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
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CC40555
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incompetent, polls, meetings, business, psychology, focus, focuses, out of focus, focus group, focus groups, opinion, opinions, opinion survey, opinion surveys, defocus, defocuses, defocussing, unhelpful, media consultant, media consultants, mankoff

Introducing the 1040 - F.I.* Form (*The tax return for the financially incompetent.)

Artist:
Chast, Roz
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CC29699
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"Waiter, I'd like to order, unless I've eaten, in which case bring me the check."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
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CC28729
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service, incompetent, dining, life, slow service, slow server, slow servers, wait staff, waitstaff, waiter, waiters, server, servers, restaurant, fancy restaurant, fancy restaurants, haute cusine, long wait, long waits, wait, waits, waiting, mankoff

Six people walk one dog.

Artist:
Lorenz, Lee
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CC120218
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incompetent, incompetence, dog walker, dog walkers, dog walking, inefficient, inefficiency, efficiency expert, efficiency experts, redundant, redundancy, useless, uselessness, too many cooks, waste of energy, wastes of energy, dog, dogs, canine, canines, pooch, pooches, look after, looked after, leash, leashes, lead, leads

"My attorney says your attorney had to take the bar exam three times."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
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CC43666
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bar, bars, bar exam, bar exams, taunt, taunts, taunting, lawyer, lawyers, law school, attorney, attorneys, law schools, insult, insults, insulting, test, tests, testing, incompetent, incompetence, embarrass, embarrasses, embarrassing, humiliate, humiliates, humiliating, humiliation

"The situation in Iraq appears to be going well, gentlemen. That, however, is a map of Staten Island."

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
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CC122137
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incompetent, incompetence, iraq, war in iraq, military, military leader, military leaders, military intelligence, intelligence officer, intelligence officers, staten island, new york, new york city, map, maps, target, targets, military target, military targets, iraq war