"I don't vote. They've got machines that do that now."
"We'll probably vote for the least qualified candidate. We have no judgment skills."
Tags:election, elections, electing, voting, voter, voters, vote, votes, election campaign, election campaigns, politics, politicians, politician, government, governments, least qualified, candidate, candidates, poll, polls, polling, pollster, pollsters, judgement, skill, skills, incompetence, incompetent, incompetents, president, presidents, presidential election, presidential elections, senate, senator, senators, representative, representatives, congress, congressman, congressman, congresswoman, congresswomen, governor, governors, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, american, americans
"You're sexy when you're wrong."
Tags:husband, wife, husbands, wives, couple, couples, marriage, married, marry, relationship, relationships, argue, argument, arguing, anger, angry, incompetent, incompetents, incompetency, dispute, right, wrong, scowl, scowling, frown, frowning, upset, upsetting, restaurant, restaurants, dining, server, servers, waiter, waiters, waitress, waitresses, table service, business, businesses, taunt, taunting, taunted
"Judgement Day: Division Four"
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, prosecutor, prosecutors, prosecution, defense, defence, defendant, defendants, client, clients, witness, witness, bailiff, bailiffs, police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, day in court, justice, chaos, confusion, judgement day, american court system, punishments, sentence, sentences, sentencing, crime, criminal, criminals, media, press, journalist, journalists, reporter, reporters, jury, juries, juror, jurors, murder, murders, homicide, swearing in, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence
Here Lies Frederick Jones - Verbal: 680....Math: 720.
Tags:death, cemeteries, scholastic aptitude test, sat, sats, s.a.t., test, tests, exam, exams, examination, examinations, education, incompetent, incompetents, college, high school, tombstone, tombstones, headstone, headstones, cemetery, cemeteries, graveyard, graveyards, grave, graves, epitaph, epitaphs, eulogy, eulogies, obituary, obituaries, exam results, test results, sats results
"Some guys from the state board of medicine are here to see you."
My First Boat
Tags:capsize, capsizes, capsizing, pilot, pilots, new boat, boats, boat, boats, ship, ships, seafarer, seafarers, seafaring, yacht, yachts, personal yacht, personal yachts, newbie, newbies, new, learn, learns, learning, incompetent, incompetence, safety, sign, signs, excuse, excuses, skill, skills, skill level, skill levels, learn, learns, learning
"This is a second opinion. At first, I thought you had something else."
"The right hand doesn't even know what the right hand is doing."
Tags:government, the government, politician, politicians, right hand, the right hand, right hand man, incompetent, incompetence, us politics, white house, the white house, admit, inadequate, inadequacy, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs, useless, uselessness, co-ordination, co ordination, no co-ordination, no co ordination
"Hi, I'm your court-appointed lawyer-whoa! Don't tell me you've been executed already."
Tags:lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, court-appointed, public defender, public defenders, defence, defense, client, clients, defendant, defendants, jail, jail, prison, prisons, crime, criminal, criminals, convict, convicts, death row, death penalty, capital punishment, execution, executions, executed, cell, cells, empty, gone, disappeared, too late, bad timing, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, death, black humour, black humor, dark humour, dark humor
"A few minutes ago, God very graciously called to congratulate me."
Tags:self confidence, confident, over confident, over confidence, over compensating, over compensate, president, presidents, politics, political, political leader, political leaders, government, governments, donald, trump, incompetent, incompetence, election, elections, the donald, toupee, toupees, tiny hands, little hands, baby hands, small hands, maga, make america great again, build the wall, build a wall, campaign, campaigns, devil, devils, satan, satanic, evil, demon, victory, hell, hellish
"Don't think of it as getting fired. Think of it as finally being recognized for your incompetence."
Tags:incompetence, incompetent, fired, laid off, let go, made redundant, redundant, redundancy, unemployed, unemployment, lost job, boss, bosses, manager, managers, management, hiring manager, hiring managers, outsource, outsourcing, outsourced, recognition, fail, failure, failed, failing, bad employee, employee, employees, ex employee, ex employees, employer, employers, making cuts, budget cuts, office, offices
"One question: If this is the Information Age, how come nobody knows anything?"
'Retirement Training Program'"Very good, Larry! Just one more step and you'll have the entire aisle blocked!"
Tags:supermarket, supermarkets, grocery store, grocery stores, food store, food stores, grocery, groceries, shop, store, food, aisle, aisles, block the aisles, blocking the aisles, blocking, block, blocked, employer, grocery cart, grocery carts, shopping cart, shopping carts, cart, carts, shopping, shopper, shoppers, grocery shopping, retire, retirement, old age, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, elderly, old people, old man, old men, stereotypes, stereotype, annoying, incompetent, pet peeve, pet peeves, training, trainer, trainers, trainee, trainees
"Harry insisted on doing everything himself."
"Before we go to lockup, you've got to see this hilarious video."
Tags:police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, arrest, arrests, arrested, police car, police cars, police cruiser, police cruisers, lockup, lockups, jail, jails, prison, prisons, criminal, criminals, suspect, suspects, felon, felons, bad guy, bad guys, laptop, laptops, computer, computers, video, videos, internet, online, internet video, internet videos, streaming, viral video, viral videos, hilarious, funny, sharing, social networking, social network, social networks, social media, incompetent, incompetents, the power of the internet, technology, modern life, law, justice
"What the hell? We could use an idiot."
Tags:idiot, idiots, hiring, hire, hires, hired, new guy, new guys, diversity, workplace diversity, diversity hire, diversity hires, positive discrimination, moron, morons, unqualified, incompetent, incompetence, application, applications, interview, interviews, interviewing, job interview, job interviews, worker, workers, working, colleague, colleagues, co-worker, co-workers
"We need to investigate a stupidity cluster in accounting."
Tags:investigate, investigates, investigation, investigations, accountant, accounting, accounting department, accounting departments, books, cooked books, incompetence, incompetent, corporation, corporations, colleague, colleagues, mistake, mistakes, accident, accidents, careless, carelessness, malfeasance, corporate malfeasance
Tags:sport, sports, baseball, baseballs, baseball team, baseball teams, baseball player, baseball players, catching, catcher, catchers, outfielder, outfielders, missed, missing, mistake, mistakes, incompetent, incompetence, incompetents, out-of-practice, out of shape, out-of-shape, spring training, practice, practice, practicing, practising, training
"There you are!"
Tags:missing people, missing person, missing persons, bureau of missing persons, there you are, found, find, incompetent, incompetence, missing people, disappear, disappearances, disappearance, disappearing, going missing, missing persons unit, governments, public service, public services, failing services, police, detective, detectives, investigator, investigators
"It's Harvard, Professor. They want to know when you're going to grade last June's exams."
Tags:political campaign, political campaigns, political campaigning, political candidate, political candidates, running for president, professor, professors, university professor, university professors, grading papers, grading exams, marking, incompetent, incompetence, campaign trail, the campaign trail, standing for president, us politics, lazy, laziness, unfocused, unqualified, ill qualified, neglect, neglectful, boston, cambridge
"China now says it will withdraw its opposition to the missile-defense shield if the F.B.I. builds it."
Tags:anti-missile system, anti-missile systems, antimissile system, antimissile systems, missile system, missile systems, missile, missiles, bomb, bombs, fbi, fbi incompetence, incompetent, incompetence, china, chinese, foreign policy, foreign policies, chinese opposition, chinese oppositions, foreign policy, military technology, military development, military technologies
"I have the whole universe to look after, so I'm putting you in charge of this planet."
Tags:heaven, god, in charge, earth, stupid, whole universe, sons, idiots, planets, incompetents, incompetent, planet, universes, delegate, delegates, son, caretaker, caretakers, responsible, responsibility, irresponsible, son, house sit, house sits, house sitter, house sitters, earth, planet earth, dominion, nepotism
"Whatever it is, it's very, very little."
"Of course you know Congressman Beasley."
Tags:clown, clowns, politician, politicians, politic, politics, congress, congressman, congressmen, congressional, house of representative, senate, senator, washington dc, washington, d.c., incompetent, make fun, introduction, introductions, poor, rubbish, laughing stock, laughing-stock, clowning, clowning around, inappropriate, joker, jester, unpopular, standards, poor standard, unserious, light hearted