"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."
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"I knew I smelled something funny."
"Cats! You can't live with them and you can't live without them."
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Water-main break - "Very serious." - The Times
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"The two things that really drew me to vinyl were the expense and the inconvenience."
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"Unfortunately, a tiny percentage of the drones are opposed to violence."
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"Excuse me, but does it look like I have an extension on this scooper?"
"Better idea! Let's obstruct traffic in the guy's neighborhood and make his morning commute difficult!"
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"I just have a few minor fixes that will ruin everything you've come up with."
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"They offer a discount if you book the airline, hotel, and car reservations for completely different cities."
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We apologize for the inconvenience.
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"When you add up how much it costs for fuel, supplies, and getting a sitter, it doesn't seem worth it to invade Earth."
Tags:alien, aliens, martian, martians, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, alien invasion, invading, alien invasions, economy, sensible, realistic, expensive, expenses, fuel price, fuels, invade, invades, babysit, babysitting, earth, disadvantage, disadvantages, cost-benefit, cost-benefit, inconvenience, overly sensible, too sensible, realistically
"This is really putting a crimp in my plan to live in the woods and survive off nothing but berries and grubs."
Tags:survivalist, survivalists, survive, survives, rough it, roughs it, roughing it, live in the woods, living in the woods, woods, cabin, cabins, log cabin, log cabins, fantasy, mansion, mansions, upper class, upper classes, common people, butler, butlers, rich, riches, camp, camps, camping, camper, campers, test yourself, testing yourself, inconvenience, inconveniences, life of luxury, lives of luxury, luxurious, accommodations
"This is fun. Too bad about Frank."
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"I say we throw the damn things overboard."
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"I remember when they used to give you stationary cubicles!"
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"Just a damned minute!"
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"I'd better bring in my plants."
Tags:russia, russian, russians, blizzard, blizzards, winter, winters, wintry weather, snow, snows, snowing, bad weather, houseplant, houseplants, plant, plants, plant care, green thumb, green thumbs, gardener, gardeners, gardening, storm, storms, storming, freeze, freezes, freezing, cold snap, cold snaps, inconvenience, inconveniences
"O.K., coffee break's over."
Tags:cowboy, cowboys, western, westerns, wild west, the wild west, spaghetti western, spaghetti westerns, coffee break, coffee breaks, horse, horses, rider, riders, horse rider, horse riders, lazy, laziness, inconvenient, inconvenience, workers rights, break, breaks, statutory break, statutory breaks, rest break, rest breaks
"No, this is the elephant."
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"It's a cape, it's red, and I'm in a hurry."
Tags:superhero, superheros, superpower, superpowers, super power, super powers, hero, heroes, cape, capes, laundry, dry cleaner, dry cleaners, laundromat, laundromats, customer service, inconvenient, inconvenience, disguise, disguises, superhero disguise, superhero disguises, in a hurry, in a rush, late
"Maybe you shouldn't try to shave on the way to work."
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"There's an elephant in the room and no zookeeper."