"I knew I smelled something funny."
"Cats! You can't live with them and you can't live without them."
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"Unfortunately, a tiny percentage of the drones are opposed to violence."
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"This is really putting a crimp in my plan to live in the woods and survive off nothing but berries and grubs."
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"I'd better bring in my plants."
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"There's an elephant in the room and no zookeeper."
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Angels await for their baggage around carousels.
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Voodoo for Today
"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."
The Lives of the SaintsThis Week: Frieda Witherspoon
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Lanes Closed for the Hell of It
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"How can you drive a cab in this city and not know where the corner of Reade and Elk is!"
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"Next vacation, let's leave the chicken home."
Tags:chicken, chickens, dog, dogs, cat, cats, pet, pets, inconvenience, inconveniences, distraction, distractions, distracting, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, holidaying, vacationing, relax, relaxes, relaxing, poultry, added stress, added stresses, pet sitter, pet sitters, pet sitting, tourist, tourists, tourism, domestic life, domesticated animal, domesticated animals, kennel, kennels, board, boards, boarding, boarding animals, boarding pets
"There I go - still writing 'B.C.' on my checks."
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Courtesy Highway Obstruction Corporation