"I knew I smelled something funny."
"The two things that really drew me to vinyl were the expense and the inconvenience."
Tags:millennial, millennials, hipster, hipsters, record, records, fashions, trend, trends, following trends, trend setter, trend setters, vinyl, vinyls, stereo, stereos, retro, record player, record players, fad, fads, pretentious, pretentiousness, expense, expensive, expensive hobby, expensive hobbies, inconvenient, inconvenience, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes
"Unfortunately, a tiny percentage of the drones are opposed to violence."
Tags:modern warfare, modern weapons, drone, drones, conscientious objector, conscientious objectors, pacifist, pacifists, pacifism, anti war, anti-war, flower power, hippy, hippies, modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies, inconvenient, inconvenience, inconveniences, let down, let downs, let-down, let downs, artificial intelligence, military drone, military drones, unmanned combat aerial vehicle, ucav, combat drone, combat drones, drone strike, drone strikes
"Excuse me, but does it look like I have an extension on this scooper?"
"Better idea! Let's obstruct traffic in the guy's neighborhood and make his morning commute difficult!"
Tags:interrogate, interrogation, interrogates, interrogating, mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, mob boss, mob bosses, mafia, mafia boss, mafioso, organised, organized, organised crime, organized crime, criminal, criminals, question, questioning, tortured, violence, violent, kid, kids, invert, inversion, subvert, subversion, subverted, subverting, subverts, inverts, childish, nostalgic, imagery, nostalgic image, innocence, clash, clashing, obstruct, obstruction, commute, commuter, inconvenience, inconvenient
"I just have a few minor fixes that will ruin everything you've come up with."
Tags:bosses, boss, manager, managers, executive, executives, business manager, business managers, business executive, business executives, bad manager, bad managers, bad managements, notes, review, reviews, impractical, inconvenient, inconvenience, interfere, interfering, interference, interrupt, interruption, incompetent, incompetence, conceit, conceited, bad idea, bad ideas, hierarchy, hierarchies, business hierarchy, business hierarchies
"They offer a discount if you book the airline, hotel, and car reservations for completely different cities."
Tags:discount, discounts, offer, offers, booking, bookings, booking online, booking offer, booking offers, scam, scams, internet scam, internet scams, oblivious, obliviousness, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacationing, plan ahead, planning ahead, false economy, travelling, inconvenience, inconvenient, booking site, booking sites, bad offer, bad offers, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes
Tags:elevator, elevators, lift, lifts, operator, operators, full, crowded, too full, waiting, winter, wintertime, fashion, winter clothing, winter clothes, winter jacket, winter coat, winter jackets, winter coats, winter gear, parka, parkas, bulky, heavy, awkward, down jacket, down jackets, inconvenient, season, seasons, seasonal, weather, passenger, passengers, limited space, modern life, problem, problems
"This is fun. Too bad about Frank."
Tags:picnic, picnics, picnicking, chalk outline, chalk outlines, outline, outlines, murder, murders, kill, kills, killing, killings, spoil, spoils, spoiled, spoilt, accident, accidents, accidental, nuisance, nuisances, inconvenient, inconvenience, annoyance, annoyances, annoying, distraction, distractions, distracting
"I say we throw the damn things overboard."
Tags:dinosaur, dinosaurs, brontosaurus, brontosauruses, noah's ark, noahs ark, flood, floods, flooding, extinct, extinction, extinctions, great flood, bible story, bible stories, die out, dies out, dying out, throw overboard, throws overboard, throwing overboard, inconvenient, inconvenience, apatosaurus, ark, arks
"I remember when they used to give you stationary cubicles!"
Tags:offices, office workers, office worker, office cubicle, office cubicles, cubicle, cubicle, corporate office, corporate offices, business man, business men, business person, business people, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, business people, stationary, inconvenient, inconvenience, impractical, impracticality, ridiculous, budget cuts, budget cut, employee neglect, inconsiderate, financial difficulty, financial difficulties
"Just a damned minute!"
Tags:tv, television, tvs, televisions, mdoern life, modern times, modern attitudes, tv addict, tv addicts, tv addiction, television addict, television addicts, television addiction, screen addict, screen addicts, screen addiction, window cleaner, window cleaners, impatient, impatience, car wash, car window, car windows, inconvenient, inconvenience
"O.K., coffee break's over."
Tags:cowboy, cowboys, western, westerns, wild west, the wild west, spaghetti western, spaghetti westerns, coffee break, coffee breaks, horse, horses, rider, riders, horse rider, horse riders, lazy, laziness, inconvenient, inconvenience, workers rights, break, breaks, statutory break, statutory breaks, rest break, rest breaks
"No, this is the elephant."
Tags:pet, pets, elephant, elephants, house pet, house pets, elephant in the room, the elephant in the rooms, pet elephant, pet elephants, phones, phone, telephone, telephones, telephone call, telephone calls, phone call, phone calls, answering the phone, answering the telephone, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphic, inconvenient, inconvenience, business call, business calls, modern life
"It's a cape, it's red, and I'm in a hurry."
Tags:superhero, superheros, superpower, superpowers, super power, super powers, hero, heroes, cape, capes, laundry, dry cleaner, dry cleaners, laundromat, laundromats, customer service, inconvenient, inconvenience, disguise, disguises, superhero disguise, superhero disguises, in a hurry, in a rush, late
"Maybe you shouldn't try to shave on the way to work."
Tags:commute, commuting, commuter, commuters, cyclist, cyclists, bicycle, bicycles, late, late for work, shave, morning, mornings, morning routine, morning routines, inconvenient, inconvenience, impractical, impracticality, mamil, mamils, cycle to work, cycling to work, cyclescheme, bike, bikes, rat race, the rat race
Off-Duty Cab Co.
"I came here to chop you down. Falling in love wasn't part of the plan."
Tags:lumberjack, lumberjacks, logger, loggers, wood cutter, wood cutters, woodcutter, woodcutters, lumber jack, lumber jacks, tree surgeon, tree surgeons, falling in love, in love, romance, romantic, tree, trees, unlikely couple, unlikely couples, romantics, mistake, mistakes, life choices, inconvenient, inconvenience
Tags:airport, airports, airport security, air travel, air traffic, tsa, tsa agent, tsa agents, hassle, hassles, hassling, crime prevention, inconvenient, inconvenience, inconveniences, air travel, airplane, airplanes, frequent flyer, frequent flyers, traveler, travelers, traveling, traveller, travellers, travelling, prevent crime, prevents crime, preventing crime, security theater, security theatre
"We have to stick around - the fire guy's coming between twelve and two."
Tags:repairman, repairmen, wait, waits, waiting, nuisance, nuisances, plumber, plumbers, repair, home repair, home repairs, inconvenient, inconvenience, arrival time, arrival times, waste of time, wastes of time, wasting time, time window, time windows, fire, invention of fire, caveman, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, cable guy
Moose stuck in tunnel.
"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."
Tags:mixed-use, mixed use, apartment, apartments, mixed-use development, mixed use development, developing, developed, developing, rent, rents, property, properties, manufacturing, manufactured, development, developments, combine, combining, inconvenient, annoying, industry, industrial, production, produces, productions, satire, satirical
"The fish sticks here are very good."
Tags:seagull, seagulls, fish stick, fish sticks, city life, urban life, restaurant, inconvenient, inconvenience, food hygiene, food hygiene standards, customer service, bad service, bad customer service, sharing a table, sharing your table, sharing a meal, intrude, intruding, intrusion, intrusions, fish
"Is this a bad time to talk about global warming?"
Tags:global warming, race car, race cars, racecar, racecars, race, races, racing, global warming, fossil fuel, fossil fuels, refuel, refuels, refueling, gas, gasoline, environment, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism, bad timing, timing, bad time, bad times, inconvenient, inconvenient timing, pit stop, pit stops, pit crew, pit crews, racer, car race, car races, internal combustion engine, gadfly, gadflies, annoying, annoyance, annoyances