Inconvenient Cartoons

"I knew I smelled something funny."

"The two things that really drew me to vinyl were the expense and the inconvenience."

"Unfortunately, a tiny percentage of the drones are opposed to violence."

"Excuse me, but does it look like I have an extension on this scooper?"

"Better idea! Let's obstruct traffic in the guy's neighborhood and make his morning commute difficult!"

"I just have a few minor fixes that will ruin everything you've come up with."

"They offer a discount if you book the airline, hotel, and car reservations for completely different cities."

"Sorry. Full."

"This is fun. Too bad about Frank."

"I say we throw the damn things overboard."

"I remember when they used to give you stationary cubicles!"

"Just a damned minute!"

"O.K., coffee break's over."

"No, this is the elephant."

"It's a cape, it's red, and I'm in a hurry."

"Maybe you shouldn't try to shave on the way to work."

Off-Duty Cab Co.

"I came here to chop you down. Falling in love wasn't part of the plan."

Airport Security

"We have to stick around - the fire guy's coming between twelve and two."

"Muffie's shedding."

Moose stuck in tunnel.

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"Is this a bad time to talk about global warming?"