"Carol, check my appointment book—something's not right."
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"You have logic, I have Roscoe."
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Yesterday in this space I predicted that the world would come to an end. It did not, however. I regret any inconvenience this may have caused.
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"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."
"My baby is not on backwards - your baby is on backwards."
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Entrance Exam for the Mildred School of Medicine
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The Incorrectness of Santa
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"Is there anything else I can do wrong for you?"
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"It's easier to make 'em talk when you just cement the feet."
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They say the pen is mightier than the sword.
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The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll And Mister Softee
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"When it comes to loving someone, I never seem to get it right."
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"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."
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"You're supposed to push your envelope from the inside, Conners!"
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"I think I'm finally ready to admit that I was non-right."
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"We're looking toward the Paci?c Rim, Green?eld. What the hell are you doing?"
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Hey! Everybody makes mistakes.
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The world is coming to an end again.
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"I'm sorry, but I can't sell you one until you give me the correct pronunciation."
"It's dislocated, alright."
"I've learned something about you tonight, Alan. You say 'chowmein' when you mean 'lomein'."
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"That was never my diagnosis. That was my misdiagnosis."
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"Why, those aren't my slippers!"
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"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."
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"It's really none of my business, Montresor, but are you sure you're going about this in the right way?"
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