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"When I grow up, I hope to spoil someone's bid for the Presidency."
"And from now on you'll address me as Jesse 'The Governor' Ventura."
"That was Ross Perot. He wants me to send him fifteen dollars."
"I used to be an idealist, but now I'm an independent."
"H. Ross Perot and me. Now, that would be a balanced ticket!"