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"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."
"See? No socialists."
"Once upon a time, there was a frozen pizza, and inside the pizza some very bad monsters lived. Their names were refined white flour, reconstituted tomato, and processed cheese. But the worst monster of all was called pepperoni!"
"Caroline Dolnick said my dress is a knockoff!"
"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."
"Then the prince bent down and kissed her, and said he'd always be there for her."
Hamburger Institute of America