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"Where do you want to worry we're spending too much money this summer?"
"This is going to be a two-cupcake Friday."
"My son is a millennial—I should just go to jail for him."
"Do you want to talk about it?"
"I was indulging in levity, and Mr. Merkel made me leave the room."
"First, milk and cookies, Excellency, then a nap, and then OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!"