"That is not one of the seven habits of highly effective people."
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"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."
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"Yeah, but it doesn't smell like a bomb!"
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"What Hershey bar? I don't see any Hershey bar."
"At this point, I'm just happy to still have a job."
The Last Husband and Wife Team Hired
There's not a lot of work for Sidewaysman.
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"It's disappointing that even the secret shadow government can't get anything done."
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"His debaucheries haven't lessened his effectiveness as emperor."
"He's in the other room, grumbling about the culture."
"Technically, we have an open marriage, but so far there's just Michael and me."
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"Simple stone tool."
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"Sometimes they get frustrated and punch the wall."
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"You're not even slowing me down."
"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."
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"You should start taking probiotics now, before we discover that they don't make any difference."
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"That'll keep them out."
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"On balance, Estelle, your party was not helpful."
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"This stuff is non-toxic and environmentally friendly, though it does tend to attract bugs."
The Umbrella App.