Death, Taxes & My Urologist, Dr. Aaron Katz
"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."
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The Sequel is Coming
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"Less cholesterol, regular checkups, no nicotine..."
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"Enough with the jokes."
Death lets the killer in.
"Where the conspiracy theories of the right overlap the conspiracy theories of the left, you'll find Richard."
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Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom
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"Kind of sad, really."
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"If you go deep enough into the jungle, there's always a bar scene."
The Forever Stamp
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I can't believe I ate all that kale for nothing.
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A criminal dances for a police officer in an attempt to delay being put into jail.
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"You may now start packing on the pounds."
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"Time heals all wounds. It also kills every living thing."
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"Well, you certainly managed to spoil that party for just about everybody!"
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"The bottom line here, gentlemen, is that, no matter what we do, we're going to wind up getting wet."
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The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism