"The answer isn't more troops—what you need is an antibiotic."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, diagnosis, diagnoses, treatment, treatments, cure, cures, drug, drugs, pharmaceuticals, pharmaceutical, medicines, meds, prescription, prescriptions, pill, pills, antibiotic, antibiotics, infection, infections, strategy, strategies, military, general, generals, officer, officers, troop, troops, war, wars, plan of attack, answer, answers
"You appear to have caught that bug that's been going around my waiting room."
Tags:flu, flues, influenza, cold, colds common cold, common colds, waiting room, waiting rooms, doctor appointment, doctor appointments, infection, infections, bug, bugs, interior, interiors, infectious disease, infectious diseases, hospital, hospitals, breeding ground, breeding grounds, petri dish, petri dishes
"Please to meet you, though I'm sorry about the circumstances."
Tags:disease, diseases, infection, infections, illness, infectious disease, infectious diseases, get well soon, contamination, patient, patients, introduction, introductions, first meeting, first meetings, patient zero, isolation room, isolation rooms, deadly disease, deadly diseases, doctor, doctors, hospital, hospitals
"Look – now I've gone and caught your stupid disease!"
Tags:doctor, doctors, doctors surgery, doctors surgeries, exam room, examination room, medical examination, medical examinations, medical, gp, general practitioner, gps, general practitioners, family doctor, family doctors, disease, diseases, contagious, contagious disease, contagious diseases, contagion, infectious disease, infectious diseases, infectious, infection, bedside manner, bad bedside manner, unprofessional, unprofessional behavior, unprofessional behaviour,
"All the adventure is gone since the bred out all the Trichinosis."
Tags:infection, infections, trichinosis, eat out, eating out, dining out, food poisoning, pork, raw meat, uncooked meat, undercooked meat, trichinella, breeding, animal breeding, food animal, food animals, meat eater, meat eaters, public health hazard, public health hazards, bacteria, food safety standards, food safety, food hygiene, food hygiene standards
"Have you considered installing a dehumidifier?"
Tags:doctor, doctors, hospital, hospitals, medical professional, medic, medicine, medicines, fungal, fungi, fungal infection, infection, infected, infest, infested, infestation, mushroom, mushrooms, patient, patients, health, healthy, healthcare, living conditions, quality of life, mould, black mould, care, welfare, health and wellbeing, consultant, check up, check-up, checkup
"I never get sick."
Tags:arrogant, arrogance, brag, bragging, show off, showing off, boast, boasting, boastful, gloat, gloating, friends, friend, gathering, hangout, sick, sickness, virus, viruses, broken bones, hurt, ill, under the weather, unhealthy, old age, frail, infect, infection, infected, nausea, nauseous, sneeze, sneezing, cough, coughing
Catch of the Day: Flu, Strep Throat, Cold, Hepatitis
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"I found a cure for the humongous cold, the extreme cold and the mother of all colds. Why not the common cold?"
Tags:common cold, cold, colds, cold virus, cold viruses, bug, bugs, infection, infections, illness, illnesses, disease, diseases, medical science, medical scientist, medical scientists, medical sciences, scientific breakthrough, scientific breakthroughs, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, lab, labs, laboratory, laboratories
"Sorry it took so long. I'm the only one without hepatitis."
Tags:hepatitis, hepatitis b, infection, infections, disease, diseases, contagion, contagions, contagious, contagious disease, contagious diseases, waiter, waiters, server, servers, restaurant staff, food hygiene, health and safety, health & safety, food safety, staff illness, staff illnesses, infectious disease, infectious diseases, food poisoning, chef, chefs, off-putting, unappetizing, unappetising, off putting, bodily fluids
The Day The Entire Kemple Family Had A Virus
"And in this section it appears that you have not only alienated voters but actually infected them, too."
"Have you seen this bug? It's going around."
Tags:virus, viruses, bug, bugs, illness, illnesses, sick, sickness, sicknesses, ill, detective, detectives, investigate, investigator, investigators, infection, infections, biology, doctor, doctors, disease, diseases, missing person, missing persons, suspect, suspects, wanted poster, wanted posters, contagion, contagions, contagious
"You have a nonlethal form of anthrax."
Tags:anthrax, nonlethal, germ, germs, germ warfare, biological warfare, biological, poison, poisons, poisoned, weaponized, weaponization, terror, terrorist, terrorists, terrorism, bacteria, bacterial, infection, infections, diagnosis, diagnoses, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, gp, general practitioner, general practitioners
"I suppose it was very sweet and old-fashioned of him, but, still, it was syphilis."
Tags:std, stds, sexually transmitted disease, sexually transmitted diseases, affair, affairs, love affair, love affairs, adulterer, adulterers, adultery, sexual health, infection, infections, old-fashioned, old fashioned, syphilis, treponema pallidum, unprotected sex, gossip, gossips, gossiper, gossipers, gossiping
"On the other hand, he never takes a sick day."
Tags:germ, germs, virus, viruses, bacteria, sterile, sterilizes, sterilises, sick, ill, illness, disease, diseases, infection, infected, infects, sick day, sick days, fitness, offices, office, work, worker, workers, medical, medicine, transparent, businessman, businessmen, business man, business person, businessperson, business people
Books on Tapeworm
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"I spy London, I spy France...neither of which rhymes with 'yeast infection.'"
Tags:rhyme, rhymes, rhyming, yeast infection, gynecologist, gynecologists, gynecology, london, france, underpants, vaginal health, vagina, vaginas, unhealthy, infection, infections, disease, diseases, diagnose, diagnosis, diagnosing, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, bedside manner, impolite, polite, politeness, rude, rudeness, embarrass, embarrassing, embarrasses, compromising position, compromising positions, vulnerable, vulnerability
"It's either conjunctivitis or twin pools of desire."
Tags:conjunctivitis, pink eye, diagnosis, diagnoses, eye, eyes, eye doctor, eye doctors, optician, opticians, optometrist, optometrists, optometry, ophthalmologist, ophthalmologists, ophthalmology, checkup, checkups, check-up, check-ups, infection, infections, poet, poets, poetry, pretty eyes, beautiful eyes, attractive, attraction, attractions, twin pools, desire, desires