"Thank God we were only house-sitting."
The Nine Circles of Heaven
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"Tenth circle. Ladies' shoes."
"We're always looking for new ways to increase the suffering."
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"Is this hell, or is this the line for hell?"
"Hey, you're preaching to the choir."
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"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."
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" 'Abandon all hope' only comes in the sweatshirt."
"I'm worried I didn't bring the right bag"
Pollyanna in Hell.
"Hey, get away from the urinal."
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