"What I'm about to tell you does not leave this mustache."
"Have you considered installing a dehumidifier?"
Tags:doctor, doctors, hospital, hospitals, medical professional, medic, medicine, medicines, fungal, fungi, fungal infection, infection, infected, infest, infested, infestation, mushroom, mushrooms, patient, patients, health, healthy, healthcare, living conditions, quality of life, mould, black mould, care, welfare, health and wellbeing, consultant, check up, check-up, checkup
"Lawn fish. They're hell to get rid of."
Mouse Sidewalk Cafe
Tags:sidewalk, sidewalks, cafe, cafes, coffee house, coffee houses, outdoor seating, outdoor, outdoors, mice, mouse, restaurant, restaurants, animal, animals, rodent, rodents, pest, pests, problem, problems, maid, maids, cleaner, cleaners, housekeeper, housekeepers, housekeeping, cleaning, infest, infests, infestation, infestations, infesting, pest, pests, pest control
"Today's objective is the genetically modified corn in this quadrant!"
Tags:bug, bugs, pest, pests, beetle, beetles, sap beetle, sap beetles, harvest, harvests, crop, crops, corn, corn crop, corn crops, gmo, gmos, genetically modified organism, plan of attack, strategy, organized attack, organised attack, wildlife, pesticide, pesticides, infestation, farmer, farmers, farming
"First we find the bedbugs, Ma'am, then we drive tiny stakes through their wee black hearts."
Tags:exterminator, exterminators, exterminate, pest, pests, pest removal, pest control, insect, insects, bedbug, bedbugs, bug, bugs, coffin, coffins, vampire, vampires, blood-sucking, stake, stakes, heart, hearts, drive, driving, black heart, black hearts, killing, kill, invasion, infest, infestation, removal
"This stuff worked pretty well on me."
Tags:mice, mouse, rat poison, mouse poison, rodent, rodents, pest, pests, prescription, prescriptions, mouse infestation, rat infestation, infestation, infestations, medical advice, doctor, doctors, hospital, hospitals, md, mds, gp, gps, general practitioner, general practitioner, clinic, clinics, check up, medical check up, check ups, medical check ups
"The apartment comes with a roommate, but she's mostly nocturnal."
Tags:apartment, apartments, roommate, roommates, rodent, rodents, rat, rats, room mate, room mates, room-mate, room-mates, nocturnal, nocturnal animal, nocturnal animals, roomie, roomies, pest, pest control, pest controls, vermin, vermin control, vermin controls, exterminator, exterminators, rat problem, rat problems, infestation, infestations, infested, real estate, realtor, realtors, property viewing, property viewings, real estate
Cat and mouse tennis court
Tags:cat, cats, feline, feline, mice, mouse, rodent, rodents, infestation, pet, pets, house cat, house cats, mouse hole, mousehole, mouse holes, mouseholes, cat and mouse, cat and mouse game, tennis, tennis players, tennis court, wait, waiting, patient, patience, waiting patiently, delayed gratification, siege, under siege, toy, toying, tempt, trick, trickery, disguise, disingenuous, play with, plays with, playing with, predator, predators, prey
"It's the peacock-removal guy."
"Right now, they think they have a mouse."
Tags:bat, bats, hero, heroes, super hero, superheroes, superhero, super heroes, bat man, word play, play on words, bug, bugs, night, nights, insect, insects, creepy, creepy crawly, animal, animals, animal joke, literal, literal humor, literal humour, thanks, thank, thank you, grateful, gratitude, job, jobs, hard work, hard working, insectivores, insectivore, pest control, infestations, infestation, plagues, plague
"You there - shoo!"
Tags:pest, pests, barn, barns, bat, bats, infestation, infestations, infested, infesting, vermin, pest control, pest controls, wing, wings, costume, costumes, eccentric, eccentrics, eccentricity, eccentricities, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, superhero, superheroes, villain, villains, mastermind, masterminds
Bat in the closet
Tags:cat, cats, pet cat, pet cats, pet, pets, cat owner, cat owners, cat and mouse, mouse mice, infestation, infestations, rodent, rodents, pest control, mouse infestation, cat lover, cat lovers, kitten, kittens, vacuum, vacuums, vacuum cleaner, vacuum cleaners, vacuuming, household chore, household chores
"Our last exterminator wasn't worth jack."
Tags:mouse, mice, vermin, rat, rats, infest, infestation, infested, strange, surreal, exterminator, exterminators, overkill, over kill, over the top, ott, gun, luger, guns, gunned down, cockroach, roach, roaches, cockroaches, extermination, agent, assassin, killer, secret agent, upgrade, special set of skills
"We had a great summer! Seven hundred and fifty thousand of us shared a house in the Hamptons."
Tags:bug, bugs, infest, infests, infested, infestation, infestations, vermin, vermins, insect, insects, roach, roaches, cockroach, cockroaches, bug problem, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, squeamish, summer, summer vacation, summer holiday, creepy, scale, scaled, perspective, perspectives, centipede, centipedes, hamptons, talking animal, talking animals, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphize
Well-Dressed Foot Sticks Out Of Mouse-Hole To The Bemusement Of The Cat
"Ignore that, Mrs. Schmidt, it's the oldest trick in their book!"
"Some Things Are Better Left Unembroidered"
Tags:embroider, embroidery, embroidered, grandma, memaw, gross, grossed, gross-out, gross out, cross stitch, cross-stitch, stitch, stitched, craft, crafts, crafty, knitting, knitted, grandmothers, old age, old lady, hobby, hobbies, bedbug, bedbugs, yuck, bug, bugs, insect, insects, infest, infested, infestation, infestations, grandkid, grandkids, bad grandma
"The bedbugs got to me first."
Ed's Exterminating Co.
Tags:children's show, children's shows, childrens show, childrens shows, annoy, annoys, annoying, irritate, irritates, irritating, irritation, irritations, infest, infests, infested, infestation, infestations, exterminator, exterminators, exterminating, extermination, exterminations, character, characters, fumigate, fumigates, fumigating, fumigation, pest, pests, pest control
See the Bugs of New York
Tags:mental health, mental health problem, mental health problems, bug, bugs, insect, insects, phobia, phobias, phobic, phobics, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs, entrepreneurship, raise money, raises money, raising money, tourist spot, tourist spots, new york, new york city, infested, infestation, infestations, crazy, insane, insanity
Avoiding A Mouse Problem
Tags:guilt, guilty, mouse, mice, mouse hole, mouse problem, mouse baby, baby, babies, animal, baby animal, orphan, orphans, orphaned, orphanage, basket, basket baby, baby basket, baby in a basket, mouse infestation, infest, infested, infestation, surprise, surprised, home, home owner, risk, risk aversion
"Yes, Madame, Teletubbies."
Tags:infestation, infestations, invasion, invasions, pest, pests, exterminator, exterminators, pest control, pest management, pest removal, inspector, inspectors, inspection, inspections, worker, workers, homeowner, homeowners, owning a home, television, televisions, television show, television shows, television program, television programs, television programmes, television programmes, tv, tvs, tv show, tv shows, tv program, tv programs, tv programmes, tv programmes, t.v., t.v.s, t.v. show, t.v. shows, t.v. program, t.v. programs, t.v. programme, t.v. programmes, kids, kid, child, children, character, characters, famous character, famous characters, property, properties, real estate