"Good news, honey! Dr. Bingham couldn't detect any impotence."
"I know what you're thinking, but let me offer a competing narrative."
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"This is goodbye, gentlemen. I have met another board of directors, and we have fallen in love."
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"What can I say? He makes me laugh."
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"This 'road not taken' where we're going for dinner, was she also a road not travelled?"
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"You schlepped with her, didn't you?"
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"Damn, you are smooth."
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"All right, I lied to you. All governments lie!"
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"Perhaps you're forgetting our agreement: 'Don't ask, don't tell, don't pursue.' "
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Cheaters - The Singles Bar for Married People
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George Sand Has Some People In For Drinks
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Not a huge fan of my wife's new boyfriend.
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"For a moment, I was afraid I'd been demonized, but it turns out I've only been cuckolded."
"Diane, this is Karen, an old war buddy of mine."
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"I don't doubt that it's perfectly innocent, Margaret, but it does have the appearance of impropriety."
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"I am forsaking all others, but these things take time."
"I never said we were exclusive. Think of me as a time-share."
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"But won't you at least stay long enough to insure a smooth transition to your successor?"
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"Gee, I thought you'd be happy to be the presumptive front-runner."
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"For Pete's sake, Lucille, lighten up--it's only a sleepover."
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"Do our rainbows and unicorns mean nothing to you, Renee?"
"Please--if my wife still loved me, would she have let me buy this motorcycle?"
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"Well, look who's here - the other end of the candle I've been burning!"
"I'm declaring my French citizenship."
"Wait a minute…that's not me!"