Infidelity Cartoons

"Goodbye, Kevin. I could look the other way with the boozing and the skirt-chasing, but I did not sign up for bicycle clothes."

"Good news, honey! Dr. Bingham couldn't detect any impotence."

It's Not What it Looks Like, Margaret

"I'll never forget where I'm telling wife I was that day."

"Buzz off! That was only till death us did part."

"I only sniffed his ass to be polite."

"My wife doesn't understand me, especially when she gets wind of situations like this."

"I know what you're thinking, but let me offer a competing narrative."

"It's been weeks since you brought me exculpatory lilies."

"This is goodbye, gentlemen. I have met another board of directors, and we have fallen in love."

"Well, pardon me for living!"

"Dad, if Mom ever has a boyfriend, I hope he's just like you."

"It's nothing like that, Annie. I just want to start seeing women from other swing states for a while."

"Forget it, Josh – neither of us has the time management skills for a sordid affair."

"Mommy's not home. Mommy's on a plane ride with Captain Yummy!"

"I can't keep it from you any longer, Irene. This is the other woman."

"I'm sure that when you're ready you'll tell me what you've done with my wife."

"So, is there a Mrs. Peanut?"

"When you're finished not looking at here, can you divert your non-attention to me?"

"What can I say? He makes me laugh."

"My dad was too much of a babe magnet for the marriage to have worked."

"My wife? And a bicycle?"

"This 'road not taken' where we're going for dinner, was she also a road not travelled?"

"Please don't tell my husband about us. I promise I'll run away with you."

"You expect me to believe you were at a mouse convention?"