"Goodbye, Kevin. I could look the other way with the boozing and the skirt-chasing, but I did not sign up for bicycle clothes."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships.love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, liquor, booze, drunk, drunks, boozing, skit-chasing, skirt-chaser, skit-chasers, womanising, womanizing, womanizer, womanizer, womaniser, womanisers, cheating, cheater, cheaters, affair, affairs, extramarital affairs, infidelity, fashion, fashion sense, bicycle clothes"Good news, honey! Dr. Bingham couldn't detect any impotence."
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ed, e.d., cheat, cheats, cheating, philander, philanders, philandering, adulterer, adulterers, adultery, infidelity, infidelities, other woman, husband, husbands, couple, couples, wife, wives, suspicion, suspicious, love triangle, love triangles, test, medical test, medical tests, medical testing"I'll never forget where I'm telling wife I was that day."
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affair, affairs, adulterer, adulterers, adultery, infidelity, unfaithfulness, wife, wives, husband, husbands, married life, married lives, marriages, mistresses, liar, liars, lie, lies, lying, schedule, getting caught, caught out, deception, deceptions, dishonest, dishonesty"Buzz off! That was only till death us did part."
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couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationships, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputes, cheat, cheating, cheater, cheaters, infidelity, two timing, two timer, two timers, extramarital, extramarital affairs, affair, affairs, adultery, adulterer, adulterers, unfaithfulness, marital vow, marital vows, marriage vows, till death us do part"I only sniffed his ass to be polite."
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dog, dogs, puppy, pup, puppies, animal, animals, polite, politeness, relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, jealous, jealousy, cheat, cheater, cheaters, cheating, affair, affairs, extramarital, infidelity, talking animal, talking animals, talking dog, talking dogs"My wife doesn't understand me, especially when she gets wind of situations like this."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, infidelity, cheating, cheater, cheaters, extramarital affairs, affair, affairs, mistresses, misunderstanding, misunderstandings"I know what you're thinking, but let me offer a competing narrative."
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cheat, cheating, adultery, adulterer, adulterers, cheat, cheaters, infidelity, infidelities, cheats, cheater, adulterer, adulterers, its not what it looks like, relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, let me explain, explain, explaining, cliche, cliches, saying, saying, married, marry, narrative, narrative, sympathy, lie, lies, liar, liars"It's been weeks since you brought me exculpatory lilies."
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flower, flowers, gift, gifts, guilt, guilty, guilty conscience, guilty consciences, cheat, cheats, cheating, cheater, cheaters, infidelity, spouse, spouses, unfaithfulness, lilies, lily, florist, florists, motivation, motivations, motivate, motivates, motivating, vase, vases, apology, apologies, apologize, apologizes, apologizing, apologise, apologises, apologising, problem, problems"This is goodbye, gentlemen. I have met another board of directors, and we have fallen in love."
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board of directors, executive, executives, split up, splitting up, breakup, breakups, break-up, breaking up, break-ups, goodbye, goodbyes, long goodbye, long goodbyes, cheater, cheaters, infidelity, infidelities, another woman, another man, tough conversation, tough conversations, meeting, meetings, fall in love, falling in love, fallen in love"Well, pardon me for living!"
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cheat, cheating, cheater, cheaters, infidelity, two timing, two timer, two timers, extramarital, extramarital affairs, affair, affairs, adultery, adulterer, adulterers, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputes, unfaithfulness, disappointment, disappointments, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationships"Dad, if Mom ever has a boyfriend, I hope he's just like you."
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kid, kids, child, children, son, sons, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, boyfriend, boyfriends, infidelity, affair, affairs, extramarital affairs, cheating, cheater, cheaters, divorce, divorces, separation, split, compliment, compliments, complimenting, date, dates, dating, love"It's nothing like that, Annie. I just want to start seeing women from other swing states for a while."
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politics, politician, politicians, government, governments, capitol hill, washington, washington dc, congress, house of representatives, representative, representatives, congressman, congressmen, senate, senator, senators, candidate, candidates, election, elections, campaign, campaigns, campaigning, political campaign, political campaigns, election campaign, election campaigns, vote, votes, voter, voters, voting, swing state, swing states, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, american, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, infidelity, cheating, cheater, cheaters, affair, affairs, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, seeing other women, man, men, excuse, excuses, fear of commitment, noncommittal"Forget it, Josh – neither of us has the time management skills for a sordid affair."
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affair, affairs, office romance, office romances, workaholic, workaholics, addict, addicts, addicted, time management, time management skill, time management skills, sordid affair, cheat, cheats, cheater, cheaters, cheating, practical, practicality, impractical, impracticality, workplace, workplaces, adultery, adulterer, adulterers, infidelity, sneak around, sneaks around, sneaking around"Mommy's not home. Mommy's on a plane ride with Captain Yummy!"
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, father, fathers, dad, dads, family, families, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, infidelity, cheating, cheater, cheaters, extramarital affairs, affair, affairs, adultery, dating, plane, planes, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, pilot, pilots, captain, captains, flight, flights, not home, modern life"I can't keep it from you any longer, Irene. This is the other woman."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, infidelity, cheating, cheater, cheaters, extramarital affairs, affair, affairs, adultery, dating, other woman, mistresses, secret, secrets, hiding, truth, doppelganger, double, twin, twins, similar, same, clone, clones"I'm sure that when you're ready you'll tell me what you've done with my wife."
"So, is there a Mrs. Peanut?"
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, relationship, relationships, dating, date, dates, pick-up line, pickup line, pickup lines, pick up line, pick up lines, marriage, marriages, married, infidelity, introduction, introductions, interested, single, singles, bachelor, bachelors, bachelorette, bachelorettes"When you're finished not looking at here, can you divert your non-attention to me?"
"What can I say? He makes me laugh."
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breakup, breakups, breaking up, split up, splits up, splitting up, infidelity, infidelities, crime fighter, crime fighters, crime fighting, comic, comics, comic book, comic books, superhero, superheroes, superhero team, superhero teams, villain, villainous, common ground, find common ground, finding common ground, new boyfriend, new boyfriends, jealous, jealousy, team, teams, duo, duos, couple, couples"My dad was too much of a babe magnet for the marriage to have worked."
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, father, fathers, dad, dads, family, families, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, split, splits, separation, separations, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, infidelity, cheating, cheater, cheaters, extramarital affairs, affair, affairs, adultery, babe magnet, dating, modern life"This 'road not taken' where we're going for dinner, was she also a road not travelled?"
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robert frost, poem, poetry, poems, poetic reference, poetic references, cheating, cheater, cheaters, affair, affairs, infidelity, infidelities, unfaithfulness, betrayal, betrayed, betray, philandering, philanderer, philanderers, relationship problems, relationship difficulty, relationship difficulties, road not taken, road less travelled, restaurant, restaurants, dinner, dinner plan, dinner plans"Please don't tell my husband about us. I promise I'll run away with you."
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kid, kids, child, children, toy, toys, doll, dolls, playing, make-believe, pretend, pretending, bad sign, red flag, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, infidelity, cheating, cheater, cheaters, extramarital affairs, affair, affairs"You expect me to believe you were at a mouse convention?"
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking cat, talking cats, cat, feline, felines, cats, cat owner, cat owners, cat door, cat doors, cat flap, cat flaps, coming home, returning home, mouse, mice, convention, conventions, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, infidelity, cheating, cheater, cheaters, extramarital affairs, affair, affairs, believe, belief, excuse, excuses, alibi, alibis, lie, lies, liar, liars, betrayal