"You can't learn the path to financial independence from just ANY infomercial."
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The Shop-at-Home Channel's Lowest-rated Show:The Insurance Hour.
"I'll give you a hint - it's sold only on TV."
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"If elected, I'll institute an AMAZING CRASH PROGRAM that in JUST 24 HOURS will trim ugly fat and waste from government and literally turn it into SUPER SERVICES for you the AMERICAN PEOPLE by utilizing a NATURAL MECHANISM so powerful that when unleashed
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"All you need is a bicycle pump, an ordinary deck of playing cards, and a pair of deerskin slippers, and you're ready to begin."
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"Gold is finally making a move and you sit here doing nothing."
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Where Are They Now?
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"It's 4 A.M.—maybe you'd sleep better if you bought some crap!"
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"It's really frightening that all these infomercials are for things I really want."
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