"That martyred look won't get you anywhere with me!"
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"Psst. Is everyone still mad at me?"
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When in Rome...
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"Where are the cheese sticks?"
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"Walter, do you remember when the one thing in the world that made you maddest was boondoggling?"
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"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."
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"And this brings to a conclusion, thank goodness, our broadcast day."
"This is not a good place for me to be off leash."
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"If you no longer wish to receive calls about special offers, press any key. But not the same one you pressed last time because that obviously didn't work."
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"To return to the original menu say say 'Goddam son of a bitch!'"
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"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."
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