"These are luxury apartments, so use the good water."
"The active ingredient is marketing."
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"Decaf's out of toner."
Tags:toner, toners, decaf, coffee machine, coffee machines, vending machine, vending machines, vending, coffee break, coffee breaks, staff room, staff rooms, decaffeinated, toner, toners, ink, ink cartridge, ink cartridges, maintenance, office maintenance, repair man, repairman, repairmen, repair men, repair job, repair jobs, ingredient, ingredients
Young Professional Recipe Test
"Oil or vinegar?"
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"Nothing like fresh maple syrup."
"I dreamed that butter and sugar and eggs came back, and we all made cookies."
"Do we know what we're getting ourselves into with spelt?"
Tags:food, food shopping, food store, food stores, grocery, groceries, grocery shopping, grocery store, grocery stores, supermarket, supermarkets, shopping, food trend, food trends, trend, trends, trendy, fad, fads, spelt, health, healthy eating, eating healthy, health food, pasta, organic, confused, confusion, unfamiliar, unknown, ingredient, ingredients, millennial, millennials, modern life
Since You Asked
Tags:boys, girls, what little boys are made of, what little girls are made of, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, mother goose, additive, additives, ingredient, ingredients, ingredients list, ingredients lists, by-product, by-products, makeup, genetic makeup, genetic make-up, composition, compositions, chemical composition
Recipes from Second-Rate Mom Magazine
Tags:second-rate, second-tier, magazine, magazines, mom, moms, mums, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, working mom, working moms, working mum, working mums, parent, parents, parenting, food preparation, meal preparation, cooking, home cooking, homecooking, meal, meals, mealtime, mealtimes, recipe, recipes, soup, chicken, casserole, casseroles, pizza, cookies, biscuits, ingredient, ingredients, bake, baking, no time, time, busy, busy mom, busy moms, busy mum, busy mums, perfect mom, perfect moms, perfect mum, perfect mums, perfect mother, perfect mothers, perfect, ordering delivery, delivery, remorse, regret, guilt, family, families, chore, chores, kitchen, kitchens, store-bought, pre-cooked, precooked, frozen, ready-made, cooking from scratch
"You can stop the pain, Marcel. Just show us how to crust a sea bass."
"We aren't so different, you and I. But, for whatever reason, you're a common breakfast snack, and I'm a delectable treat, revered the world over and reserved for special occasions. Helluva world, brother! Just glad I'm not in your paper sleeve."
Tags:bakery, bakers, baker, baked goods, muffin, muffins, cupcake, cupcakes, sweet, sweets, savoury, ingredients, ingredient, same, similar, similarity, similarities, different, differences, breakfast, snack, snacks, treat, treats, delicacy, patisserie, delicate, food fight, food fights, food taste, tastes, tasty, food differences, food difference, special occasions, inequality
"Artificial coloring, artificial flavoring, artificial glop, artificial slop, artificial this, artificial that..."
Tags:food, food shopping, food store, food stores, grocery, groceries, grocery shopping, grocery store, grocery stores, supermarket, supermarkets, nutrition, ingredient, ingredients, additive, additives, chemical, chemicals, flavour, flavours, flavor, flavors, flavouring, flavoring, coloring, colouring, artificial, unnatural, modern life
"No dolphins where harmed in the preparation of this Tuna sandwich."
Tags:dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, cooking, diner, diners, restaurant, restaurants, cafe, cafes, sandwich, sandwiches, tuna sandwich, tuna sandwiches, tuna, dolphin, dolphins, ingredient, ingredients, ethics, ethical, food ethics, ethical eating, fishing, environment, environmentally friendly, eco-friendly
"What? Fish Again?"
Tags:married life, marriage, fish, fishes, sleeping with the fishes, cooking, cook, cooks, cookery, ingredient, ingredients, subvert, subverted, subversion, giant animal, strike back, strikes back, animal, giant, giant animal, guest, guests, dinner, dinners, dining, wife, wives, husbands and wives, suspicious, suspiciously, doom, doomed, horror, horrors, food, foodie, foodies, food blog, food blogger, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegetarianism, vegan, vegans, veganism
Deconstructed Street Foods - Pizza
"The Corned Beef Cappuccino needs work."
Tags:cappuccino, cappuccinos, corned beef, corned beefs, coffee, coffees, lunch, lunches, lunch break, lunch breaks, foodie, foodies, gourmet, gourmets, gourmand, gourmands, recipe, recipes, ingredient, ingredients, lunchbreak, lunchbreaks, lunch-breaks, coffee flavour, coffee flavours, coffee flavor, coffee flavors
Deconstructed Street Foods - Falafel
"The book, How to Serve Man! It's. . . It's a cook book, filled with recipes that use MSG and transfats!"
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"Thanks for inviting us over to try out your new hot tub!"
"Do you still have a recipe for the low fat rum-bourbon cake that helps you forget your hopes and dreams."
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"I think that should cover this week's news cycle."
Tags:shop, shops, drug, drug store, drugs store, check out, checking out, pay, pays, paying, news, news cycle, news cycles, week, weeks, week news cycle, concoct, concocting, make up, making up, lie, lies, lying, mix up, mixing up, newspaper, news reporter, news reporters, journalist, journalism, formula, formulas, ingredient, ingredients, chemical, chemicals
A Chef Never Rests
Deconstructed Street Foods - Pretzel