"These are luxury apartments, so use the good water."
"The active ingredient is marketing."
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"Decaf's out of toner."
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Young Professional Recipe Test
"Oil or vinegar?"
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"Nothing like fresh maple syrup."
"I dreamed that butter and sugar and eggs came back, and we all made cookies."
"Do we know what we're getting ourselves into with spelt?"
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Since You Asked
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Recipes from Second-Rate Mom Magazine
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"You can stop the pain, Marcel. Just show us how to crust a sea bass."
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"We aren't so different, you and I. But, for whatever reason, you're a common breakfast snack, and I'm a delectable treat, revered the world over and reserved for special occasions. Helluva world, brother! Just glad I'm not in your paper sleeve."
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"Artificial coloring, artificial flavoring, artificial glop, artificial slop, artificial this, artificial that..."
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"No dolphins where harmed in the preparation of this Tuna sandwich."
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"What? Fish Again?"
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"The book, How to Serve Man! It's. . . It's a cook book, filled with recipes that use MSG and transfats!"
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"Thanks for inviting us over to try out your new hot tub!"
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"Do you still have a recipe for the low fat rum-bourbon cake that helps you forget your hopes and dreams."
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