"Someday, son, this will all be yours—and underwater."
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"Thanks for almost everything, Dad."
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"We can be proud of our little Attila. He has totally absorbed the Hun ethic."
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"Dead ... Dead ... Dead ... Dead ... You're talking to Edward the Younger."
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"One day, son, all this will belong to the youngest woman willing to make her body my playground."
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"The top drawer was used to bury your Uncle Bertie."
"Someday, son, all my campaign funds will be yours."
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"You can have Burnett's old office and Burnett's old desk, but it's not right for you to have Burnett's old number."
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"He's got your trudge."
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"I just heard some interesting news. The world is going to the dogs."
"Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit about fifteen per cent of the earth, a hundred-per-cent increase over what they have today."
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"Let's not forget one thing—theirs is California money."
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"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."
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"Tell me again about royalties."
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"Something you should bear in mind, James. Sam has recently come into a lot of money."
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"Sure I play hard, but I also inherit hard."
"Of course, it helped that my father was also a king."
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"Someday, son, this will all belong to the Chinese."
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Cow's Last Will and Testament.
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"And to my nephew Scott, bold denier of climate change, I bequeath my north shore bungalow."
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"How long have you been with our firm, Dad?"
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"And to whom do you wish to leave the bulk of your estate, sir?"
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"I just need reassurance, Debbie. When your Folks die you're coming into a bundle, right?"
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"It's genetic. My father was a dog, and I'm a dog."
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"Someday, son, you're going to inherit a great deal of money. It's called 'Head Start'."
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