"Someday, son, this will all be yours—and underwater."
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"Thanks for almost everything, Dad."
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"I know, and it's not just me- my whole family has been smug for hundreds of years."
"I don't know anything about the bell curve, but I say heredity is everything."
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"Just so you know, I'm taking all this with me into the afterlife."
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"Everything I have, son, I have because your grandfather left it to me. I see now that that was a bad thing."
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"She was a sweet old lady whose kids never called."
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"We can be proud of our little Attila. He has totally absorbed the Hun ethic."
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"There's no need for your kitty to be envious. After state and federal taxes and legal administrative fees, Chessy's share of Aunt Martha's estate came to hardly anything."
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"Not much in the way of hard assets, I'm afraid, but he did leave some highly desirable organs."
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"Dead ... Dead ... Dead ... Dead ... You're talking to Edward the Younger."
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"One day, son, all this will belong to the youngest woman willing to make her body my playground."
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"Someday, son, all my campaign funds will be yours."
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"You can have Burnett's old office and Burnett's old desk, but it's not right for you to have Burnett's old number."
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"He's got your trudge."
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The Jukes and the Kallikaks Today
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"One thing we do share with you—we both live on capital accumulated by others."
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"Let's not forget one thing—theirs is California money."
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"Someday, you may thank me for breaking what was becoming, in this family, a viscous cycle of inheritance!"
"Young, rich, and restless—that's a career?"
"Someday, this will all be yours."
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"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."
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"When I go, I plan on taking at least two of my goddam estate-tax lawyers with me."
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"One day, son, this will all be gone."
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"Tell me again about royalties."
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