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"Just so you know, I'm taking all this with me into the afterlife."
"Omigod- that's your dirty little secret? That you have a trust fund?"
"Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit about fifteen per cent of the earth, a hundred-per-cent increase over what they have today."
"When I go, I plan on taking at least two of my goddam estate-tax lawyers with me."
King Lear and his Accoutant
Death 'n' Taxes
"It's a little less amusing when you hear your kids calling it 'the death tax.'"