"Everything I have, son, I have because your grandfather left it to me. I see now that that was a bad thing."
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"Someday, son, all my campaign funds will be yours."
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"One day, son, this will all be gone."
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Heirloom Hot Dogs.
"Sure I play hard, but I also inherit hard."
"When you die, can I have this couch?"
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"I found grandpa's old cough!"
"This will surely be disappointing to many meek people. The legacy has been successfully contested, and it is now the arrogant who are to inherit the earth."
"My father was a very succesful man. He left me enough money that I could marry an idiot."
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"Please help me support myself in the style I've become accustomed to."
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"I was a late bloomer—I didn't inherit my money until my fifties."
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"One day Son all this will be yours."
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"And to my Cousin Ernie I leave my leisure suit."
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"I don't want to deal with inheritance stuff. My plan is to just die before everyone else."
"Someday, son, all this will be yours."