"One day, son, all this will belong to the youngest woman willing to make her body my playground."
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"The top drawer was used to bury your Uncle Bertie."
"You can have Burnett's old office and Burnett's old desk, but it's not right for you to have Burnett's old number."
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"Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit about fifteen per cent of the earth, a hundred-per-cent increase over what they have today."
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"Someday, this will all be yours."
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"When I go, I plan on taking at least two of my goddam estate-tax lawyers with me."
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"Tell me again about royalties."
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"And to whom do you wish to leave the bulk of your estate, sir?"
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"It's genetic. My father was a dog, and I'm a dog."
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"You're inheriting a scary world, Zachary, but you're also inheriting a ton of dough."
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"Someday, son, all of yours will be this."
"My kids may hate me, but my great-great-grandkids are going to love me."
"This was my father's desk, He frequently banged his head on it."
Death 'n' Taxes
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"I was a late bloomer—I didn't inherit my money until my fifties."
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"Before we begin, I'd like to say that in thirty years as an attorney, I've never encountered a more interesting departure from the standard last will and testament."
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"I don't want to leave anyone or anything a goddamn cent!"
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"And to my Cousin Ernie I leave my leisure suit."
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