"Did you do that to be hurtful?"
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"The knees are the first to go."
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"I did all my own stunts."
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"Yee-ouch! That's gotta hurt."
"Enough medical mumbo jumbo, just give it to me straight, Doc-will I ever be able to play piano again?"
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"We slipped in the tub."
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"It's badly sprained, McElroy, and you know as well as I do that I'd only slow you down. Go on without me—and that's a direct order!"
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"I think I speak for all of us."
"By the time I was supposed to resume my hockey career, I had discovered ice dancing."
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"That Timmy's a real trouper-he's playing with a sprained ankle and head lice."
"It's a hassle, but I can use the handicapped-parking spots."
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"Thank goodness he was wearing a condom."
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"It looks fine to me, too."
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"This time, she went too far."
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"Let's see, where should Jerry hurt today?"
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"There's a reason, Jim, that they call it 'cow tipping' and not 'bull tipping.'"
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"You have one repetitive stress injury, one carpal tunnel syndrome and twenty-eight cellphone thumbs."
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"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."
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"Now promise me you will all be very careful."
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"Try falling down and scraping your knee. Then you can talk to me about pain."
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American Football injuries
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A man in a hospital bed has his ski boot act as a counterweight for his broken leg.
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"It's a concussion, Sven—you're sitting out the next siege."
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