Injuries Cartoons

"Did you do that to be hurtful?"

"The knees are the first to go."

"Definitely work-related."

"I did all my own stunts."

"Yee-ouch! That's gotta hurt."

"Enough medical mumbo jumbo, just give it to me straight, Doc-will I ever be able to play piano again?"

"We slipped in the tub."

Rollerskating Injury

"It's badly sprained, McElroy, and you know as well as I do that I'd only slow you down. Go on without me—and that's a direct order!"

"I think I speak for all of us."

"By the time I was supposed to resume my hockey career, I had discovered ice dancing."

"That Timmy's a real trouper-he's playing with a sprained ankle and head lice."

"It's a hassle, but I can use the handicapped-parking spots."

"Thank goodness he was wearing a condom."

"It looks fine to me, too."

"This time, she went too far."

"Let's see, where should Jerry hurt today?"

"There's a reason, Jim, that they call it 'cow tipping' and not 'bull tipping.'"

"You have one repetitive stress injury, one carpal tunnel syndrome and twenty-eight cellphone thumbs."

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

"Now promise me you will all be very careful."

"Try falling down and scraping your knee. Then you can talk to me about pain."

American Football injuries

A man in a hospital bed has his ski boot act as a counterweight for his broken leg.

"It's a concussion, Sven—you're sitting out the next siege."