"I always thought of myself as a romantic, dashing-outlaw sort of person. But, alas, the law makes no distinction between that and a common criminal."
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jail, jails, prison, prisons, incarceration, behind bars, imprisoned, imprisonment, penitentiary, penitentiaries, correctional facility, correctional facilities, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, convict, convicts, criminal, criminals, crime, punishments, jail cell, jail cells, prison cell, prison cells, cell, cells, cellmate, cellmates, celly, cellie, cellies, tally, tallies, tally mark, tally marks, counting, counting the days, mistake, mistakes, error, errors, dumb, stupid"Bad news. The mailman is going to attend the parole-board hearing."
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parole, mailman, mailmen, mail man, mail men, parole hearing, parole hearings, dog, dogs, enemy, enemies, lawyer, lawyers, parole violation, parole violations, assault, assaults, attack, attacks, attacking, canine, canines, hearing, hearings, attorney, attorneys, defense attorney, defense attorneys, inmate, inmates, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners"And then one day I decided that not taking risks was the greatest risk of all."
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risk, risks, risk-taking, risk-taker, risk-takers, taking risks, take a risk, go-getter, go-getters, seize the day, carpe diem, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, jail, jailed, jail cell, jail cells, cell, cells, inmate, inmatesA mother visits a lab rat.
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"O.K. That covers the last meal. Now, which would you prefer, hanging, electrocution, or lethal injection?"
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