Inmates Cartoons

"I always thought of myself as a romantic, dashing-outlaw sort of person. But, alas, the law makes no distinction between that and a common criminal."

Woman in prison's visitation room, screaming at prisoner who is reading a newspaper

A prisoner in a jail cell reads on his bunk while his pet bird peers out of its prison-like cage beside him.

"What a couple of clucks we are. Here's another mistake right up here."

"Bad news. The mailman is going to attend the parole-board hearing."

"And then one day I decided that not taking risks was the greatest risk of all."

A mother visits a lab rat.

"You're going to do time, but I'm trying to get it in dog years."

"My client is completely rehabilitated, Your Honor, in a grabass sort of way."

"And then on Friday at two you're scheduled to be put to death by lethal injection."

"They're going to make it tough for you around here when they find out you used to be a cop."

"I got eight to twelve years, which was in line with Wall Street expectations."

"O.K. That covers the last meal. Now, which would you prefer, hanging, electrocution, or lethal injection?"

Bunk Bed Prisoners

"The 'Post' did an unflattering piece on me."

"I was almost like Robin Hood. I took from the rich, but then I kept it."

"Can I get that to go?"

"The Governor has granted a stay of execution until your Benetton ad comes out."

"We're the blue dot. We want to be at the red dot. Instead, we're in prison."

"And, little by little, over the next ten minutes, he was able to dig his way to freedom."

"Help! I'm being held prisioner!"

"Carl! I thought I'd find you here."

"Would a little cuddling kill you?"

"I don't need good beach reading, Ma. I need good prison reading."

"We've received many letters from your constituents urging you to stay right where you are."