Innocent Cartoons

"Innocence is no excuse."

"Ask the judge whether we can find the defendant not guilty and still execute him."

"You can't plead cute."

"Unfortunately, the law allows me no leeway in the case of an acquittal. I have to let you go."

"Let me tell you, folks—I've been around long enough to develop an instinct for these things, and my client is innocent or I'm very much mistaken."

"Don't get cute with me, counsellor."

"Could my client be innocent? Probably not. My point is it's interesting to think about."

"You're dewy-eyed."

"Hi! Im the bluebird of death."

"Well, by golly, you may have a creditable defense after all."

"Since this is only your first offense, and you've been found not guilty, I'll be lenient in my sentencing."

"And thirteen innocent logs perished in that fire they used to burn Joan."

"We had to let the animals go. No one informed them of their rights when they were arrested."

"Please accept the apologies of this court. You're free to go now, and, by the way, here's your DNA back."

"Oh, yeah, I forgot about the law of the jungle—not guilty."

"I used to be innocent. Then I was naive. Now I'm just dumb."

J'Accuse!

"Have you ever just blurted out a plea and then wished you could take it back?"

"You know, this isn't helping convince people you're not a witch."

"You're lucky it's one of those late-day trials where he'll be fatigued."

"The innocence seems forced."

'Simpler Times Ahead'

"I'd trade, but peanut butter sticks to my tongue stud."

"If the crime rate goes up, we'll know it wasn't you."