"Innocence is no excuse."
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"You can't plead cute."
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plead, pleads, plea, pleas, plea deal, plea deals, plea bargain, plea bargains, court, courts, courtroom, courtroom, innocent, innocence, innocent look, innocent looks, puppy, puppies, dog, dogs, adorable, verdict, verdicts, trial, trials, defendant, defendants, defense attorney, defense attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, soulful, big eyes, big-eyed, doe-eyed"Unfortunately, the law allows me no leeway in the case of an acquittal. I have to let you go."
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law, laws, court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, acquittal, acquit, defendant, defendants, defense, defense attorney, attorney, attorneys, defense attorneys, lucky, leeway, bitter, bitterness, innocent, innocence, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, guilt, guilty, disappointed, disappointment, exoneration, judge, judges, judged"Let me tell you, folks—I've been around long enough to develop an instinct for these things, and my client is innocent or I'm very much mistaken."
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, defence, defense, client, clients, defendant, defendants, jury, juries, speech, speeches, instinct, instincts, innocent, guilty, mistake, mistakes, error, errors"Don't get cute with me, counsellor."
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cute, cuteness, child, children, kid, kids, innocent, innocence, innocents, innocent look, innocent looks, trial, trials, judge, judges, justice, justices, justice system, justice systems, lawyer, lawyers, charm, charms, charming, charmed, wide eyes, wide-eyed, look, looks, superficial, superficiality"Could my client be innocent? Probably not. My point is it's interesting to think about."
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optometrist, optometrist, optometry, optician, opticians, ophthalmology, ophthalmologist, ophthalmologists, eye doctor, eye doctors, medical, medicine, eye test, eyes tests, eye, eyes, vision, eyesight, eye drops, patient, patients, healthcare, health care, dewy-eyed, innocent, naive, pick-up line, pickup line, pickup lines, pick up line, pick up lines"I presume your innocence."
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, crime, criminal, criminals, robber, robbers, robbery, robberies, money, stolen, theft, thief, thieves, guilt, guilty, innocent, innocence, innocent until proven guilty, presume, presumption, presumptions, presuming, presumption of innocence, law, laws, legal, legal system, justice system, wordplay, word play"Well, by golly, you may have a creditable defense after all."
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lawyer, lawyers, solicitor, solicitors, monster, monsters, insane, insanity, crazy, crazy head, defense, defence, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, court, courts, court case, trial, trials, jury, judge, judges, defendant, defendants, innocent, guilty, not guilty, mental health, mentally ill, mental illness"Since this is only your first offense, and you've been found not guilty, I'll be lenient in my sentencing."
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, defence, defense, client, clients, defendant, defendants, not guilty, innocent, sentence, sentencing, verdict, verdicts, first offense, first offence, first-time offender, first-time, offenders, crime, lenient, leniency, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence"And thirteen innocent logs perished in that fire they used to burn Joan."
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bed, beds, bedtime, bedtime story, bedtime stories, storytime, story time, story, stories, reading, reader, readers, reading out-loud, reading aloud, book, books, literature, children's story, children's stories, scary, horror, history, historical, france, french, england, english, war, wars, hero, heros, heroine, heroines, hundred years' war, joan of arc, the maid of orleans, log, logs, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, innocent, death, burning, burned at the stake, fire, fires"We had to let the animals go. No one informed them of their rights when they were arrested."
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animal, animals, zoo, zoos, zoology, zoologist, zoologists, guard, guards, law, laws, law and order, rights, nature, wild, captive, animal rights, set free, miranda rights, police, policemen, policewomen, policeman, policewoman, cop, cops, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, authority, authority figure, authority figures, innocent, innocents"Please accept the apologies of this court. You're free to go now, and, by the way, here's your DNA back."
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, client, clients, defence, fense, defendant, defendants, apology, apologies, apologising, apologizing, compensation, free, not guilty, innocent, dna, genetics, test, tests, testing, sample, samples, evidence, proof, science, return, returning, technology, exonerated, exoneration, exonerations, modern life"Oh, yeah, I forgot about the law of the jungle—not guilty."
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, defence, defense, client, clients, defendant, defendants, law of the jungle, jungle law, verdict, verdicts, not guilty, innocent, forgot, forgotten"I used to be innocent. Then I was naive. Now I'm just dumb."
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psychology, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, innocent, innocence, naive, gullible, dumb, stupid, intelligence, ego, self-esteem, self-confidence, self-worth, self-value, mental health, worry, worries, worrying, anxious, anxiety, anxieties, mental health, decline, declines, declining, deteriorate, deteriorates, deteriorating, deterioration, devolve, devolves, devolving, devolution, middle age, middle-aged, midlife crisisJ'Accuse!
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j'accuse, cheat, cheating, cheater, cheaters, marriage, marriages, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, relationship, relationships, spouse, spouses, suspicious, suspicions, trust issues, jealous, jealousy, overbearing, guys night, sports fan, sports fans, sport, sports, treason, betray, betrayed, betrayal, petty treason, guilty, innocent, accuse, accusation, accusations"Have you ever just blurted out a plea and then wished you could take it back?"
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prison, prisons, jail, jails, incarceration, inmate, inmates, prisoner, prisoners, convict, convicts, criminal, criminals, crime, cell, cells, jail cell, jail cells, cellies, cell-mate, cell-mates, cellmate, cellmates, plea, pleas, guilty, innocent, plead, accident, accidents, problem, problems, legal problem, legal problems, legal, justice system, legal system, court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, hearing, hearings, arraignment, arraignments, entering a plea, regret, regrets, take it back, blurt out, blurted out, misspoke, mis-spoke, mistake, mistakes, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, counselor, counselors, counsellor, counsellors, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal advice, legal counsel, public defender, public defenders"You know, this isn't helping convince people you're not a witch."
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witch, witches, witchcraft, accusation, accusations, stockade, stockades, stock, stocks, punishments, salem, witch trial, witch trials, guilt, guilty, innocent, innocence, accused, wooden stock, wooden stocks, puritan, puritans, tortures"You're lucky it's one of those late-day trials where he'll be fatigued."
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, guilty, innocent, plea bargain, defendant, defendants, defence, defense, client, clients, late, fatigued, tired, bell, decision, decisions, game, games, carnival, carnivals, fun fair, fun fairs, fair, fairs, high striker, high strikers, strongman game, strongman games, strength tester, strength testers, gavel, gavels, hammer, hammers, mallet, mallets, hit, strength, strong, luck, lucky, lazy, random, verdict, verdicts, sentencing, sentence, sentences, unfair"The innocence seems forced."
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innocent, innocence, artist, artists, drawing, drawings, art critic, art critics, unfair criticism, kids drawing, kid's drawing, childs drawing, child's drawing, kindergarten, preschool, primary school, elementary school, teacher, teachers, modern art, art criticism, arts and crafts, insult, insults, high standards, unreasonable'Simpler Times Ahead'
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simple, innocent, innocence, childhood, child, kid, kids, childhood home, home, homes, house, growing up, regress, regression, visiting, nostalgia, nostalgic, drive, driving, driving home, going home, returning, home for the holidays, country, countryside, idealism, idealistic, idyllic, idyll, car, cars, family, family home"I'd trade, but peanut butter sticks to my tongue stud."
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body piercing, body piercings, tongue piercing, tongue piercings, tongue stud, tongue studs, inconvenience, inconvenient, trade, trades, trading, swapsies, kid, kids, child, kindergarten, primary school, primary schools, kindergartens, lower school, lower schools, peanut butter, lunchtime, lunchtimes, lunchbreak, lunchbreaks, lunch break, lunch breaks, recess, sharing food, innocent, innocence"If the crime rate goes up, we'll know it wasn't you."
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