Tags:headshrinker, headshrinkers, headshrinking, shrink, shrinks, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, therapist, therapists, therapy, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, psychiatric care, doctor, doctors, compliment, compliments, sane, sanity, insane, insanity, bill of health, clean bill of health, clean bills of health, mentally fit, mental fitness
"I'm going to be late, dear. It's total craziness here."
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First National Bank for the Criminally Insane
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"You're not crazy. You want crazy?"
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"It's just a theory, but perhaps it's their opposable thumbs that makes them crazy."
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"No matter who's in office, the political landscape stays the same."
"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."
"Who the hell are you going to listen to - the voices in your head, or your best friend?"
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I'm with crazy.
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"Hello. My name is Maury, and I'm going to be your crazy person today."
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"Bad news-we're all out of our minds. You're going to have to be the lone healthy person in this family."
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"Some Debussy, Igor."
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"I swear, if someone told me ten years ago I'd be sitting naked on a tree limb talking to a can of peaches in syrup, I'd have said they were crazy."
"I ask you, are these the salmon trousers of a sane man?"
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Tags:mad cow, mad cows, mad cow disease, bovine spongiform encephalopathy, bse, troublemaker, troublemakers, rabble rouser, rabble rousers, rabble rousing, philosophy, philosophies, life philosophy, life philosophies, mad, madness, insane, insanity, world gone mad, outbreak, outbreaks, farm, farms, farm animal, farm animals, epidemic, epidemics, pandemic, pandemics
"As you know, Russian roulette is not a game to be taken lightly."
"Well, by golly, you may have a creditable defense after all."
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"Don't remind him it's Father's Day."
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Turf War on West 49th Street
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"Rapunzel? Rapunzel moved out years ago. I'm Bruce, and I have a stack of old newspaper clippings I'd like to show you."
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"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."
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