Tags:headshrinker, headshrinkers, headshrinking, shrink, shrinks, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, therapist, therapists, therapy, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, psychiatric care, doctor, doctors, compliment, compliments, sane, sanity, insane, insanity, bill of health, clean bill of health, clean bills of health, mentally fit, mental fitness
"I'm going to be late, dear. It's total craziness here."
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First National Bank for the Criminally Insane
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Tags:old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, over the hill, over-the-hill, senile, senility, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-aged, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, tattoo, tattoos, getting a tattoo, full moon, full moons, insanity, crazy, strange, idea, ideas, sudden, impulse, impulsive
"You're not crazy. You want crazy?"
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"It's just a theory, but perhaps it's their opposable thumbs that makes them crazy."
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"No matter who's in office, the political landscape stays the same."
"Who the hell are you going to listen to - the voices in your head, or your best friend?"
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I'm with crazy.
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"We're going to try an insanity defense, so don;t wear to nice a tie."
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"I swear, if someone told me ten years ago I'd be sitting naked on a tree limb talking to a can of peaches in syrup, I'd have said they were crazy."
"I ask you, are these the salmon trousers of a sane man?"
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Tags:mad cow, mad cows, mad cow disease, bovine spongiform encephalopathy, bse, troublemaker, troublemakers, rabble rouser, rabble rousers, rabble rousing, philosophy, philosophies, life philosophy, life philosophies, mad, madness, insane, insanity, world gone mad, outbreak, outbreaks, farm, farms, farm animal, farm animals, epidemic, epidemics, pandemic, pandemics
"Well, by golly, you may have a creditable defense after all."
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"Don't remind him it's Father's Day."
Tags:hair, hair do, hair dos, hair style, hair styles, hair stylist, hair stylists, barber, barbers, coiffure, coiffures, long hair, hygiene, hygienic, sanitary, germs, lice, head lice, hipster, hipsters, crazy, insane, insanity, family, families, nausea, city streets, city, cities, urban, prejudging, prejudge, prejudging, assumption, assumptions, fear, afraid, rapunzel, let down your hair, folk tale, folk tales, folk lore, storybook, storybooks, children's story, children's stories, medieval, middle ages, tower, towers, castles, apartment, apartments, condominium, condominiums, flat, flats, apartment buildings, buildings, rapunzel
"Rapunzel? Rapunzel moved out years ago. I'm Bruce, and I have a stack of old newspaper clippings I'd like to show you."
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"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."
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"Each to each, I always say! Share and share alike! I take pride in my cuisine, but at the same time I am willing to divvy up household chores with a wife. Say, a wife named Irma. That is, if Irma shares as breadwinner! I'll do the cooking! We'll split th
"Correct me if I'm wrong, but hasn't the fine line between sanity and madness gotten finer?"
"So what if he goes crazy now and then. Cats also have nine minds."
"Now that I've swung back to depression, I'm truly sorry for what I did when I was manic."
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"With you I have known peace, Lida, and now you say you're going crazy."
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Giant Cannon in the Suburbs
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'A Major Doomsday Event Is Nigh'
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