Ants take cheese and grater
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grater, graters, cheese grater, cheese graters, cheese-grater, cheese-graters, cheese, cheeses, bug, bugs, ant, ants, ant colony, ant colonies, insect, insects, leaf, leaves, food collection, food collections, gourmet, gourmets, fussy eater, fussy eaters, fussy eating, picky eater, picky eaters, picky eatingGotta Fly
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fish, fishes, bird, birds, aves, gotta swim, gotta fly, slogan, slogans, tshirt, tee, tees, tshirts, t shirt, t shirts, t-shirt, t-shirts, fashions, trend, trends, following trends, fish gotta swim bird gotta eat, fly, flies, insect, insects, prey, predator, eating, eat, swim, swimming, fly, flying, nature, instinct, instincts, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphic, word play"It's all marketing - no one actually wears that stuff."
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insect, insects, caterpillar, caterpillars, butterfly, butterflies, moth, moths, marketing, marketing myth, marketing myths, clothing, fancy clothing, fancy outfit, fancy outfits, unrealistic, unrealistic expectation, unrealistic expectations, expectation, expectations, body, bodies, media myth, media myths, eating disorder, eating disorders, outfit, outfits, clothing designer, clothing designers, clothing design, designer outfit, designer outfits, entomologist, entomologists"After we have sex but before I kill you, I'm going to need your help with some shelves."
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praying mantis, praying mantises, manual labor, manual labour, kill, kills, killing, killings, killer, killers, murder, murders, murdering, murderer, murderers, insect, insects, entomology, entomologist, entomologists, married life, marriage, marriages, married lives, useful, techincal, shelving, shelving unit, shelving units, assemble, assembles, assembling, assembly, shelves, build, builds, handyman, handymenBees
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bee, bees, bee hive, bee hives, consultant, consultants, consulting, consulting business, consulting businesses, queen bee, queen bees, worker bee, worker bees, drone, drones, hierarchy, hierarchies, social hierarchy, social hierarchies, insect, insects, management, managements, management structure, management structures, adviser, advisers, advisor, advisors"If I have to ask permission for every bite, dearest, we'll be mating all day."
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relationship, relationships, consent, consenting consents, feminism, feminists, feminist, #metoo, metoo, me too, mantis, praying mantis, praying mantises, mantises, mate, mates, consensual, permission, reproduction, insect, insects, animal, animals, decapitate, relationship, relationships, death, dying, died"It's a perfect day to reorganize those closets!"
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insect, insects, bug, bugs, roach, roaches, cockroach, cockroaches, clothes, clothing, chore, chores, cleaning, clean, cleanup, organize, organise, organized, organised, organizing, organising, spring cleaning, reorganise, reorganize, talking animal, talking animals, animal, animals, talking bug, talking bugs, talking insect, talking insects, talking cockroach, talking cockroaches"Once, we were all bugs. Now suddenly she's an insect."
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bug, bugs, insect, insects, bloodsucker, bloodsuckers, bloodsucking, status, status change, status changes, term, terms, terminology, politically correct, political correctness, entomologist, entomologists, entomology, study of bugs, biologist, biologists, biology, teacher, teachers, fancy, highfalutin, pretentious, pretentiousness, upper class, upper classes, snob, snobs, snobby"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."
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outdoors, outdoorsman, outdoorsmen, outdoors man, outdoors men, cabin, cabins, camp, camps, camping, campsite, campsites, vermin, pest, pests, insect, insects, bug, bugs, romance, romantic, getaway, getaways, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, rough it, roughing it, nature, natural world, love, valentine, valentines, valentine's day, valentines day, tick, ticks, discomfort, uncomfortable, anniversary, anniversaries"Congratulations! Now you get to eat bugs!"
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, baby, babies, birth, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bird, birds, talking bird, talking birds, baby bird, baby birds, chick, chicks, hatching, congratulations, food, bug, bugs, insect, insects, solid foods, solid food, development, stages of development, growing up, raising kids, raising children"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."
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bug, bugs, insect, insects, race, races, racing, competition, competitions, beetle, beetles, caterpillar, caterpillars, nature, horse race, horse racing, horse races, jockey, jockeys, horseback, horseback riding"The gods seem angrier than usual today."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, insect, insects, bug, bugs, beetle, beetles, god, gods, angry, upset, lawn, lawns, mowing, mower, mowers, mowing the lawn, cutting the grass, housework, chore, chores, perspective, perspectives, human, humans, yardwork, landscaping, landscaper, landscapers, religion, religious"Don't forget—grubs, mites, worms. I want this to be a very special evening."
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bird, birds, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationships, birds nest, bird's nest, date night, date nights, dinner party, dinner parties, home cooking, posh food, posh meal, posh meals, anniversary, anniversaries, insect, insects"All day, every day—'There's a goddam fly in here!' It's so hurtful."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, insect, insects, bug, bugs, pest, pests, fly, flies, stress, stressful, mental health, psychology, self-esteem, self-confidence, self-worth, self-respect, hurtful, hurt, past control, pest management, exterminator, exterminators, complaint, complaints, complaining, bullying, maltreatment, persecution, mistreated, persecuted"I can say with certainty that we can all look forward to a great summer season."
"Nonsense, Mother. You'll probably outlive us all."
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animal, animals, insect, insects, bug, bugs, cockroach, cockroaches, roach, roaches, life expectancy, indestructible, immortal, immortality, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, outlive, lifespan, hard to kill, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers"Hold your hat ! Here we go!"
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, turtle, turtles, tortoise, tortoises, insect, insects, bug, bugs, snail, snails, travel, travelling, traveller, travellers, traveling, traveler, travelers, transportation, public transportation, vehicle, vehicles, wild, nature, speed, speeding, fast, riding, rider, riders, stowaway, stowawaysCentipede Used As Rowing Boat
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animal, animals, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphise, anthropomorphism, insect, insects, bug, bugs, creepy, creepy crawlies, creepy crawly, centipede, centipedes, millipede, millipedes, flies, fly, cox, row, rowing, call, calling, calling it, sport, sports, team sportSWAT Police Chase
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swat, s.w.a.t., swat member, swat members, fly, flies, fly swatter, fly swatter, swatting flies, chase, chasing, chases, chasing a criminal, chases criminals, pest, pests, insect, insects, swat team, police, policeman, policemen, police officer, police officer, police chase, police chases, law enforcement, criminal, criminals, dangerous criminal, dangerous criminals, bug swatter, bug swatters"We can't imagine what a spider thinks, Louisa, because it's a whole different life style."
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parent, parents, mother, mothers, mum, mums, mom, moms, parenting, parenthood, child, kid, kids, child, daughter, childhood, spider, spiders, spiders web, spiders webs, spider's webs, spider's webs, life style, life styles, daughter, daughters, imagine, imagination, let down, let-down, reject, rejected, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, insect, insects, arachnid, arachnids, identity, individual identity, identities, sociology, theory of mind, levels of mind, empathy, empathize, empathise, empathizing, empathising, relate, relating"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."
"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bug, bugs, insect, insects, cockroach, cockroaches, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, marriage, marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, date, dates, dating, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, heartbreak, heartbroken, ddt, d.d.t., dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane, insecticide, pesticide, survivor, survivors, survival, get over, tough, strong, pest control, pest management, exterminator, exterminators, chemical, chemicals, chemist, chemists