"Does this dress make me look Republican?"
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"...and keep me a normal, healthy, American girl."
"We fixed the main leak that was destabilizing our government."
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A man reads the obituary and compares his age to the deceased.
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"Does it make my ass look big?"
"Jason, I'd like to let you play, but soccer is a girls' game."
"What riles me is that he got a genius grant and I didn't."
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How to Drive Your Man Crazy in Bed
"I'm at the point where I find mixed signals reassuring."
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"Would you like a professional critique of your orders?"
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"Which Microsoft millionaire are you thinking about now?"
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"It's no disgrace - somebody has to be plain vanilla."
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"I never thought I'd be saying this, but enough with the snuggling already!"
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"You need to stop comparing yourself to other people."
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"What am I, chopped liver?"
"Ah, Mr. Conrad, you're right on time."
"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."
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"I wish we could stay longer, Adam, but Don just doesn't think the security's adequate."
"He must be very secure in his masculinity."
"Oh, that - that's the hard drive from my first marriage."
What's Their Secret?
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"On the one hand, I know I could make more money if I left public service for the private sector, but, on the other hand, I couldn't chop off heads."
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"Phones, tones, stones, bones, moans, groans."
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Pinocchio finally takes the plunge.