Insecurities Cartoons

A man reads the obituary and compares his age to the deceased.

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC24179
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1317x1277 pixels (unwatermarked)
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age, obit, obits, obituary, obituaries, dead, dying, die, dies, mortality, mortal, mortals, long life, long lives, short life, short lives, compare, compares, feel your age, feeling your age, ageing, aging, grow old, grows old, growing old, comparison, comparisons, insecure, insecurity, insecurities

"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC31823
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3306x2311 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
crime, guilt, insecurity, insecurities, mob doctor, mob doctors, shrink, shrinks, organized crime, organised crime, justification, justifications, justify, justifies, justifying, bad person, bad people, good person, good people, good, bad, racketeer, racketeering, extortion, extort, extorts, morality, mankoff

How to Drive Your Man Crazy in Bed

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC130968
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5088x6498 pixels (unwatermarked)
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advice, sexuality, question, questions, questioning, endless, endlessness, driving a man crazy, drive a man crazy, sex tip, sex tips, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, husband, husbands, wife, wives

"It's no disgrace - somebody has to be plain vanilla."

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC40956
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3103x1807 pixels (unwatermarked)
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depression, depressed, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, ice cream, ice creams, ice-cream, ice-creams, vanilla, vanillas, flavour, flavours, flavor, flavors, ice cream cone, ice-cream cone, ice-cream cones, ice cream cones, therapist, therapists, shrink, shrinks, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, mental health, boring, ordinary, average, self-esteem, self esteem, self-esteems, self esteems

"Oh, that - that's the hard drive from my first marriage."

Artist:
Smaller, Barbara
Search ID:
CC122804
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4617x4005 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
hard drive, hard drives, hard disk, hard disks, keepsake, keepsakes, first marriage, first marriages, second marriage, second marriages, nostalgia, nostalgic, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, home office, home offices, memory, memories

"He must be very secure in his masculinity."

Artist:
Twohy, Mike
Search ID:
CC25208
High Res:
2071x1613 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
masculine, masculinity, dog, dogs, doggos, doggo, insecurity, security, comfortable, men, macho, machismo, pet, pets, fashion, fashions, poodle, poodles, french poodle, manly, manliness, male, maleness, insecurities, insecure, secure in his masculinity, talking, discussion, gender, gender roles

"There's nothing wrong with the ship. We just got a better offer."

Artist:
Levin, Arnie
Search ID:
CC38490
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2065x1681 pixels (unwatermarked)
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rat, rats, ship, ships, boat, boats, sailor, sailors, cliche, cliches, rats leaving a sinking ship, low, animal, animals, insulted, insulting, insulted, insecurity, insecurities, better offer, offers, better offers, job, jobs, not good enough, shipped, failing, surprised, surprising

Pinocchio finally takes the plunge.

Artist:
Kaplan, Bruce
Search ID:
CC28666
High Res:
2721x2090 pixels (unwatermarked)
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pinocchio, plastic surgery, plastic surgeon, plastic surgeons, deviated septum, deviated septums, excuse, excuses, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, rhinoplasty, puppet, puppets, real boy, excuse, excuses, big nose, nose, noses, insecurity, insecurities, insecure, surgery, surgeries, vanity, vain

"On the bright side, I've really taken inches off my buns and thighs."

Artist:
Shaw, Michael
Search ID:
CC124910
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5007x3712 pixels (unwatermarked)
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resistance training, strength, strength training, run, runs, running, exercise, exercises, exercise regimen, exercise regimens, ball and chain, balls and chains, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, prison yard, prison yards, weight training, glass half full, silver lining, silver linings, weight loss, lose weight, loses weight, losing weight, beach body, swimwear, problem area, problem areas, good body, good bodies, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, butt, buns, thigh, thighs, thigh gap, beauty standard, beauty standards

It's A Breeze

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC31389
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1941x1957 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
cure, cures, cure-all, cure-alls, diet, diets, dieting, hopeless, hopelessness, depressed, depression, mental health, mental health problem, mental health problems, mental health disorder, mental health disorders, eating habit, eating habits, worry, worries, anxiety, anxieties, glib, glibness, quack, quacks, quackery, dietitian, dietitians, dietician, dieticians, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, snake oil, vitamin, vitamins, vitamin intake

"Come with me. I've found someone who'll talk square footage with you."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC37527
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3409x2925 pixels (unwatermarked)
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insecurity, relationships, obstacles, parties, language, insecurities, boring conversation, boring conversations, cocktail party, cocktail parties, small talk, making small talk, property inspector, property inspectors, square footage, property inspection, conversation partner, conversation partners, conversation, conversations, social grace, social graces, mankoff

"This is humiliating. Couldn't you drop me a block from school?"

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC43781
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1907x1569 pixels (unwatermarked)
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humiliate, humiliates, humiliating, humiliation, drop off, drops off, dropping off, school, schools, elementary school, mom, moms, dad, dads, mum, mums, parent, parents, parenting, embarrass, embarrasses, embarrassing, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, kid, kids, child, student, students, pre-teen, pre-teens, grow up, grows up, growing up

Style

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC128343
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2615x3489 pixels (unwatermarked)
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insecure, insecurity, insecurities, stand out, stands out, standing out, hand-me-down, hand-me-downs, thrift store, thrift stores, thrift shop, thrift shops, bargain, bargains, childhood trauma, childhood traumas, trauma, traumatic memory, traumatic memories, fashion choice, fashion choices, dress sense, fashion sense, look weird, looks weird, looking weird, weirdo, weirdos, freak, freaks, loser, losers, therapy, childhood memory, childhood memories

"I want you to be able to feel that you can hide anything from me."

Artist:
Kaplan, Bruce
Search ID:
CC138579
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4694x3556 pixels (unwatermarked)
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secret, secrets, hidden, dark secret, dark secrets, date, dates, dating, relationship, long-term relationship, comfort, comfortable, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, reassure, reassures, reassurance, openness, honest, honesty, dishonesty, dishonest, assure, assures, assuring, comfort, comforts, comforting

"Look, I don't like feeling sorry for myself, but I think if you want something done right you have to do it yourself."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC135052
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4568x3107 pixels (unwatermarked)
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feeling, sorry, yourself, couple, comforting, feel sorry for yourself, feeling sorry for yourself, self-pity, self-pitying, job, jobs, good job, good jobs, do a good job, doing a good job, insecurity, insecurities, task, tasks, good job, good jobs, skill, skills, skilled, mankoff

"I think I'll pass - I'm having a really bad-nose day."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC23465
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3301x2379 pixels (unwatermarked)
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fashion, men, vanity, psychology, language, clichés, insecurity, insecurities, bad hair day, bad hair days, vanity, vain, big nose, big noses, nose, noses, excuse, excuses, skip work, skips work, skipping work, sick day, sick days, sick leave, mankoff

"I hate how we stigmatize eating by calling it a feeding frenzy."

Artist:
Toro, Tom
Search ID:
CC137729
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3026x2493 pixels (unwatermarked)
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stigmatize, stigmatizing, stigmatization, binge, binges, binge eater, binge eaters, binge eating, social stigma, social stigmas, stigmatise, stigmatises, stigmatising, feeding frenzy, feeding frenzies, frenzy, frenzies, shark, sharks, great white, great whites, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, eating disorder, eating disorders, eat, eats, eating, foodie, foodies, guilt, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasures, unhealthy eating, bad habit, bad habits

Elevator Pants

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC28947
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2080x2463 pixels (unwatermarked)
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elevator shoe, elevator shoes, short, short person, short people, shortness, height, small, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, airbag, airbags, air-bag, air-bags, sit, sits, sitting, emasculate, emasculates, emasculating, fragile masculinity, masculine, problem-solver, problem-solvers

"Come on, dear, you're only as bald as you feel."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC22690
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3857x4889 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
marriage, relationships, insecurity, vanity, psychology, men, bald, balds, balding, male pattern baldness, insecurity, insecurities, insecure, self-conscious, self-consciousness, reassure, reassures, reassurance, reassurances, hollow words, baldness, self-esteem, self-esteem issue, self-esteem issues, mankoff

"Lockhart, when everyone touched glasses at lunch, why didn't you touch mine?"

Artist:
Frascino, Edward
Search ID:
CC37801
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2426x2250 pixels (unwatermarked)
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cheers, toast, toasts, toasting, clink glasses, clinking glasses, sensitive, oversensitive, worrier, worriers, worrying, paranoid, paranoia, glass, glasses, business meeting, business meetings, insecurity, insecurities, insecure, lunch, lunches, lunch meeting, lunch meetings

"He's a heavyweight, but he'd prefer to leave it at that."

Artist:
Leighton, Robert
Search ID:
CC142090
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3088x2524 pixels (unwatermarked)
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insecure, insecurity, insecurities, heavyweight, boxer, boxers, boxing, pugilism, weight problem, weight problems, overweight, fat, fatness, obese, obesity, sore point, sore points, weight class, weight classes, diet, diet, dieting, slim down, slimming down, rude, unmentionable, impolite, body insecurity, body insecurities

"I love you, I'll follow you to the ends of the earth, but I'm through getting slippers for someone who hasn't published anything since 1997."

Artist:
Kanin, Zachary
Search ID:
CC135883
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2926x2405 pixels (unwatermarked)
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writer, writers, author, authors, novelist, novelists, writer's block, writers block, muse, muses, dog, dogs, pet, pets, disrespect, disrespectful, insecurity, insecurities, out of work, flash in the pan, respect, slipper, slippers, chore, chores, fetch, fetches, fetching, dog trick, dog tricks, publisher, publishers, agent, agents, literary agent, literary agents

"I ran into Ruth Hagerstrom this afternoon. Now everybody's been to China except us."

Artist:
Miller, Warren
Search ID:
CC37737
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2137x2132 pixels (unwatermarked)
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china, chinese, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, left out, feeling left out, disincluded, worry, worries, worrying, worrier, worriers, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, keeping up with the joneses, modern life, vacation destination, vacation destinations, exotic, locale, locales, socialite, socialites, well-to-do

"Do cars just hate me?"

Artist:
Katzenstein, Jason Adam
Search ID:
CC143823
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3087x2386 pixels (unwatermarked)
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fire hydrant, fire hydrants, park, parks, parking, no parking, no parking sign, no parking signs, red zone, red zones, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, paranoia, paranoid, worry, worries, anxiety, anxieties, self-doubt, self esteem, self esteem issue, self-esteems issues, mental health, mental health problem, mental health problems, nervous, nervousness