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Insecurities Cartoons
Insecurities cartoon 1 of 138
"...and keep me a normal, healthy, American girl."
Insecurities cartoon 2 of 138
A man reads the obituary and compares his age to the deceased.
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age, obit, obits, obituary, obituaries, dead, dying, die, dies, mortality, mortal, mortals, long life, long lives, short life, short lives, compare, compares, feel your age, feeling your age, ageing, aging, grow old, grows old, growing old, comparison, comparisons, insecure, insecurity, insecuritiesInsecurities cartoon 3 of 138
"Does it make my ass look big?"
Insecurities cartoon 4 of 138
"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."
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crime, guilt, insecurity, insecurities, mob doctor, mob doctors, shrink, shrinks, organized crime, organised crime, justification, justifications, justify, justifies, justifying, bad person, bad people, good person, good people, good, bad, racketeer, racketeering, extortion, extort, extorts, morality, mankoffInsecurities cartoon 5 of 138
"Of course your daddy loves you. He's on Prozac - he loves everybody."
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antidepressant, antidepressants, anti-depressant, anti-depressants, happy pill, happy pills, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, family life, family-life, kid, kids, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, insecurity, insecurities, security, self esteem, mental health, mental illness, mental illnesses, mental state, mental statesInsecurities cartoon 6 of 138
"What riles me is that he got a genius grant and I didn't."
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rile, riles, rile up, riles up, riling up, genius grant, genius grants, genius, geniuses, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, sore point, sore points, sore spot, sore spots, mcarthur, mcarthur foundation, jealous, jealousy, jealousies, jester, jesters, worry, worries, worrying, worrier, worriers, social status, social statuses, education, educated, talent, talents, talented, comedian, comedians, comedyInsecurities cartoon 7 of 138
How to Drive Your Man Crazy in Bed
Insecurities cartoon 8 of 138
"Would you like a professional critique of your orders?"
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critique, critiques, order, orders, waiter, waiters, wait tables, waiting tables, waits tables, criticism, criticisms, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, judge, judges, judging, judgement, judgements, judgemental, judgemental attitude, judgemental attitudes, snob, snobs, snobby, snobberyInsecurities cartoon 9 of 138
"He's my enabler."
Insecurities cartoon 10 of 138
"Which Microsoft millionaire are you thinking about now?"
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love life, love-life, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, husband, husbands, wife, wives, millionaire, millionaires, dream date, dream dates, fantasy date, fantasy dates, celeb, celebs, celebrity, celebrities, insomnia, insomniac, insomniacs, daydream, daydreams, tech millionaire, technology millionaireInsecurities cartoon 11 of 138
"It's no disgrace - somebody has to be plain vanilla."
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depression, depressed, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, ice cream, ice creams, ice-cream, ice-creams, vanilla, vanillas, flavour, flavours, flavor, flavors, ice cream cone, ice-cream cone, ice-cream cones, ice cream cones, therapist, therapists, shrink, shrinks, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, mental health, boring, ordinary, average, self-esteem, self esteem, self-esteems, self esteemsInsecurities cartoon 12 of 138
"I never thought I'd be saying this, but enough with the snuggling already!"
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snuggle, snuggles, snuggler, snugglers, snuggling, teddy bear, teddy bears, married life, married lives, smother, smothers, smothering, clingy, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, bear, bears, husband, husbands, wife, wives, cuddle, cuddles, cuddling, cuddler, cuddlers, cuddly, close, closeness, physical affection, affection, affectionate, over-affectionate, space, personal space, personal space issue, personal space issues, share a ed, shares a bed, sharing a bedInsecurities cartoon 13 of 138
"You need to stop comparing yourself to other people."
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compare, compares, comparing, comparing yourself, comparison, comparisons, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, short, short person, short people, compare yourself, comparing yourself, therapist, therapists, therapy, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, inferior, inferiority complex, inferiority complexes, complex, complexes, worry, worries, worrying, anxiety, anxieties, chronic anxietyInsecurities cartoon 14 of 138
"Too Tom Wolfeish!"
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clothing, clothes, fashion police, know it all, men's fashion, fashionable, fashions, fashion, suit, suits, fashion faux pas, pretentiousness, insecurities, relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, womenInsecurities cartoon 15 of 138
"Ah, Mr. Conrad, you're right on time."
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doubt, doubts, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, worry, worries, worrying, boss, bosses, manager, managers, management, on time, right on time, fire, fired, firing, firings, layoff, layoffs, lay-off, lay-offs, sacked, sacking, sackings, corporate culture, corporate ladder, corporate laddersInsecurities cartoon 16 of 138
"Don't be scared, David! Mommy's here with your crumb of validation."
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park, parks, slide, slides, playground, playgrounds, play ground, play grounds, play-ground, play-grounds, childhood, childhoods, kid, kids, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, family life, validation, validations, parenting style, parenting styles, parenthood, parenthoods, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, modern families, insecurity, insecurities, child raising, childraising, child-raising, childrearing, child-rearing, child rearingInsecurities cartoon 17 of 138
"I wish we could stay longer, Adam, but Don just doesn't think the security's adequate."
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party, parties, host, hosts, guest, guests, security, safe, safety, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, paranoia, paranoid, suspicious, afraid, fearful, scared, crime, violence, attack, attacks, terrorism, terrorists, psychology, mental health, modern lifeInsecurities cartoon 18 of 138
"He must be very secure in his masculinity."
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masculine, masculinity, dog, dogs, doggos, doggo, insecurity, security, comfortable, men, machismo, pet, pets, fashion, fashions, poodle, poodles, french poodle, manly, manliness, male, maleness, insecurities, insecure, secure in his masculinity, talking, discussion, gender rolesInsecurities cartoon 19 of 138
"Oh, that - that's the hard drive from my first marriage."
Insecurities cartoon 20 of 138
What's Their Secret?
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secret, secrets, secretive, phobia, phobias, strange diets, strange diet, umbrella, umbrellas, hankies, fear, fears, eye contact, avoid eye contact, shy, shyness, paper mache, crafts, crafty, personalities, personality, strangers, strange, strangest, stranger, insecure, insecurities, self esteem, self help, self-helpInsecurities cartoon 21 of 138
"On the one hand, I know I could make more money if I left public service for the private sector, but, on the other hand, I couldn't chop off heads."
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king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, politics, history, historical, medieval, politician, politicians, government, governments, public service, public sector, private sector, business, business sector, money, execution, executions, capital punishment, decapitation, decapitations, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, corporate, problem, problems, chop off, chopping off, head, heads, punishments, obstacle, obstacles, courtier, courtiers, pros, cons, advantages, disadvantagesInsecurities cartoon 22 of 138
"There's nothing wrong with the ship. We just got a better offer."
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rat, rats, ship, ships, boat, boats, sailor, sailors, cliche, cliches, rats leaving a sinking ship, low, animal, animals, insulted, insulting, insulted, insecurity, insecurities, better offer, offers, better offers, job, jobs, not good enough, shipped, failing, surprised, surprisingInsecurities cartoon 23 of 138
Pinocchio finally takes the plunge.
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pinocchio, plastic surgery, plastic surgeon, plastic surgeons, deviated septum, deviated septums, excuse, excuses, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, rhinoplasty, puppet, puppets, real boy, excuse, excuses, big nose, nose, noses, insecurity, insecurities, insecure, surgery, surgeries, vanity, vainInsecurities cartoon 24 of 138
"On the bright side, I've really taken inches off my buns and thighs."
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resistance training, strength, strength training, run, runs, running, exercise, exercises, exercise regimen, exercise regimens, ball and chain, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, prison yard, prison yards, weight training, glass half full, silver lining, silver linings, weight loss, lose weight, loses weight, losing weight, beach body, swimwear, problem area, problem areas, good body, good bodies, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, butt, buns, thigh, thighs, thigh gap, beauty standard, beauty standardsInsecurities cartoon 25 of 138
"Your mother was young and restless and knew what she wanted. She wanted out."
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divorce, divorces, divorcing, divorcee, divorcees, young and restless, leave, leaves, leaving, walk out, walks out, walking out, parent, parents, father, fathers, dad, dads, mother, mother, mom, moms, mum, mums, rich man, rich men, rich person, rich people, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, worry, worries, worryingMore cartoons with the keyword 'insecurities'