Insecurities Cartoons

Insecurities Cartoons

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A man reads the obituary and compares his age to the deceased.

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"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."

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How to Drive Your Man Crazy in Bed

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"It's no disgrace - somebody has to be plain vanilla."

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"Oh, that - that's the hard drive from my first marriage."

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"He must be very secure in his masculinity."

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"There's nothing wrong with the ship. We just got a better offer."

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Pinocchio finally takes the plunge.

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"On the bright side, I've really taken inches off my buns and thighs."

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It's A Breeze

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"Come with me. I've found someone who'll talk square footage with you."

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"Everything I eat goes straight to my ass."

Artist: Gross, Sam   Search ID: CC121640   High Res: 3665x1073 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: fitness, diets, dieter, dieters, dieting, weight loss, weight gain, weight-gain, weight problem, weight problems, putting on weight, snake, snakes, serpent, serpents, diet problems, herpetology, herpetologist, herpetologists, insecurities, insecure

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"This is humiliating. Couldn't you drop me a block from school?"

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Style

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"I want you to be able to feel that you can hide anything from me."

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"Look, I don't like feeling sorry for myself, but I think if you want something done right you have to do it yourself."

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"I think I'll pass - I'm having a really bad-nose day."

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"I hate how we stigmatize eating by calling it a feeding frenzy."

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Elevator Pants

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"Come on, dear, you're only as bald as you feel."

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"Lockhart, when everyone touched glasses at lunch, why didn't you touch mine?"

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"He's a heavyweight, but he'd prefer to leave it at that."

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"I love you, I'll follow you to the ends of the earth, but I'm through getting slippers for someone who hasn't published anything since 1997."

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"I ran into Ruth Hagerstrom this afternoon. Now everybody's been to China except us."

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"Do cars just hate me?"

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