Insecurity Cartoons

A man reads the obituary and compares his age to the deceased.

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC24179
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1317x1277 pixels (unwatermarked)
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age, obit, obits, obituary, obituaries, dead, dying, die, dies, mortality, mortal, mortals, long life, long lives, short life, short lives, compare, compares, feel your age, feeling your age, ageing, aging, grow old, grows old, growing old, comparison, comparisons, insecure, insecurity, insecurities

"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC31823
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3306x2311 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
crime, guilt, insecurity, insecurities, mob doctor, mob doctors, shrink, shrinks, organized crime, organised crime, justification, justifications, justify, justifies, justifying, bad person, bad people, good person, good people, good, bad, racketeer, racketeering, extortion, extort, extorts, morality, mankoff

"Does this dress make me look Republican?"

Artist:
Diffee, Matthew
Search ID:
CC119523
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2000x2076 pixels (unwatermarked)
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conservative, conservatives, conservative dress, republican, republicans, dress up, dresses up, dressing up, black dress, black dresses, faux pas, mistaken identity, mistaken identities, insecure, insecurity, democrat, democrats, democratic, liberal, liberals, liberal elite, liberal elites, limousine liberal, limousine liberals

"Jason, I'd like to let you play, but soccer is a girls' game."

Artist:
Weyant, Christopher
Search ID:
CC41783
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1889x1596 pixels (unwatermarked)
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soccer, football, american, americans, play, plays, playing, gender, gender divide, masculine, masculinity, fragile masculinity, exclusion, exclude, excludes, excluding, sport, sports, futbol, perception, perceptions, girly, insecure, insecurity, no boys allowed

"We'll take it."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC37076
High Res:
1690x1309 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
real estate, apartments, take, buildings, psychology, insecurity, consumerism, shopping, urban life, under construction, real estate crunch, real estate crunches, housing shortage, housing shortages, housing, home shopping, home buyer, home buyers, desperate, desperation, letting officer, letting officers, real estate agent, real estate agents, mankoff

How to Drive Your Man Crazy in Bed

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC130968
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5088x6498 pixels (unwatermarked)
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advice, sexuality, question, questions, questioning, endless, endlessness, driving a man crazy, drive a man crazy, sex tip, sex tips, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, husband, husbands, wife, wives

"It's no disgrace - somebody has to be plain vanilla."

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC40956
High Res:
3103x1807 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
depression, depressed, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, ice cream, ice creams, ice-cream, ice-creams, vanilla, vanillas, flavour, flavours, flavor, flavors, ice cream cone, ice-cream cone, ice-cream cones, ice cream cones, therapist, therapists, shrink, shrinks, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, mental health, boring, ordinary, average, self-esteem, self esteem, self-esteems, self esteems

"Oh, that - that's the hard drive from my first marriage."

Artist:
Smaller, Barbara
Search ID:
CC122804
High Res:
4617x4005 pixels (unwatermarked)
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hard drive, hard drives, hard disk, hard disks, keepsake, keepsakes, first marriage, first marriages, second marriage, second marriages, nostalgia, nostalgic, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, home office, home offices, memory, memories

"He must be very secure in his masculinity."

Artist:
Twohy, Mike
Search ID:
CC25208
High Res:
2071x1613 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
masculine, masculinity, dog, dogs, doggos, doggo, insecurity, security, comfortable, men, macho, machismo, pet, pets, fashion, fashions, poodle, poodles, french poodle, manly, manliness, male, maleness, insecurities, insecure, secure in his masculinity, talking, discussion, gender, gender roles

"There's nothing wrong with the ship. We just got a better offer."

Artist:
Levin, Arnie
Search ID:
CC38490
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2065x1681 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
rat, rats, ship, ships, boat, boats, sailor, sailors, cliche, cliches, rats leaving a sinking ship, low, animal, animals, insulted, insulting, insulted, insecurity, insecurities, better offer, offers, better offers, job, jobs, not good enough, shipped, failing, surprised, surprising

Pinocchio finally takes the plunge.

Artist:
Kaplan, Bruce
Search ID:
CC28666
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2721x2090 pixels (unwatermarked)
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pinocchio, plastic surgery, plastic surgeon, plastic surgeons, deviated septum, deviated septums, excuse, excuses, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, rhinoplasty, puppet, puppets, real boy, excuse, excuses, big nose, nose, noses, insecurity, insecurities, insecure, surgery, surgeries, vanity, vain

"On the bright side, I've really taken inches off my buns and thighs."

Artist:
Shaw, Michael
Search ID:
CC124910
High Res:
5007x3712 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
resistance training, strength, strength training, run, runs, running, exercise, exercises, exercise regimen, exercise regimens, ball and chain, balls and chains, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, prison yard, prison yards, weight training, glass half full, silver lining, silver linings, weight loss, lose weight, loses weight, losing weight, beach body, swimwear, problem area, problem areas, good body, good bodies, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, butt, buns, thigh, thighs, thigh gap, beauty standard, beauty standards

It's A Breeze

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC31389
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1941x1957 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
cure, cures, cure-all, cure-alls, diet, diets, dieting, hopeless, hopelessness, depressed, depression, mental health, mental health problem, mental health problems, mental health disorder, mental health disorders, eating habit, eating habits, worry, worries, anxiety, anxieties, glib, glibness, quack, quacks, quackery, dietitian, dietitians, dietician, dieticians, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, snake oil, vitamin, vitamins, vitamin intake

Liposuction.

Artist:
Weyant, Christopher
Search ID:
CC122688
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3135x2332 pixels (unwatermarked)
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lipo, liposuction, plastic surgery, plastic surgeon, plastic surgeons, beach bod, beach bods, beach, beaches, bikini, bikinis, bikini season, ab, abs, insecure, insecurity, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs, entrepreneurship, boardwalk, summer, beach holiday, beach holidays, modern world, modern times

"Come with me. I've found someone who'll talk square footage with you."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC37527
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3409x2925 pixels (unwatermarked)
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insecurity, relationships, obstacles, parties, language, insecurities, boring conversation, boring conversations, cocktail party, cocktail parties, small talk, making small talk, property inspector, property inspectors, square footage, property inspection, conversation partner, conversation partners, conversation, conversations, social grace, social graces, mankoff

InIn Deeper

Artist:
Gross, Sam
Search ID:
CC23924
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1165x813 pixels (unwatermarked)
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problems, obstacles, psychology, stress, insecurity, in door, in doors, out, in, out door, out doors, deep, deeper, in depth, psychologist, psychologists, inner thought, inner thoughts, id, ego, subconscious, subconscious thought, subconscious thoughts, thought, thoughts, private thought, private thoughts

"This is humiliating. Couldn't you drop me a block from school?"

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC43781
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1907x1569 pixels (unwatermarked)
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humiliate, humiliates, humiliating, humiliation, drop off, drops off, dropping off, school, schools, elementary school, mom, moms, dad, dads, mum, mums, parent, parents, parenting, embarrass, embarrasses, embarrassing, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, kid, kids, child, student, students, pre-teen, pre-teens, grow up, grows up, growing up

"According to this, everything we've done up to now is right."

Artist:
Koren, Edward
Search ID:
CC30518
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3567x2723 pixels (unwatermarked)
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parent, parents, parental advice, advice book, advice books, tip, tips, trick, tricks, hint, hints, reassurance, reassured, self-conscious, self-consciousness, insecure, insecurity, sarcasm, sarcastic, dad, dads, father, fathers, mum, mums, mom, moms, mother, mothers, new parent, new parents, uncertain, uncertainty, raising children, instruction, instructions, instruction book, instruction books

P.R. Hell: Abandon all hype, ye who enter here.

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC33317
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2159x1755 pixels (unwatermarked)
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pr hell, writing, authors, books, psychology, insecurity, hype, hypes, hype up, hyping up, public relations, p.r., p.r. department, p.r. departments, pr department, pr departments, representative, representatives, exaggerate, exaggerates, publicize, publicizing, publicity, publicity stunt, publicity stunts, personal hell, personal hells, afterlife, afterlives, private hell, private hells, mankoff

"What do you mean, you're getting cold feet? We've been married six years."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC22836
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4339x3505 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
relationships, marriage, divorce, men, women, psychology, insecurity, fear, clichés, cold feet, get cold feet, gets cold feet, getting cold feet, married life, doubt, doubts, creeping doubt, creeping doubts, nagging doubts, nagging doubt, think twice, thinking twice, married ocuple, married couples, mankoff

Vlad the Implier

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC125213
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1863x3824 pixels (unwatermarked)
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terror, terrors, reign of terror, reigns of terror, vlad the impaler, imply, implies, implication, implications, passive aggressive, rude, rudeness, impolite, insecure, insecurity, halitosis, bad breath, mouthwash, gentle reminder, gentle reminders, backseat driver, backseat drivers, annoying, irritating, social pariah, pariah, pariahs, outcast, social outcast, social outcasts, insult, insults, insulting, sideswipe, sideswipes, sideswiping, critic, critics, critical, critique, critiques

Style

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC128343
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2615x3489 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
insecure, insecurity, insecurities, stand out, stands out, standing out, hand-me-down, hand-me-downs, thrift store, thrift stores, thrift shop, thrift shops, bargain, bargains, childhood trauma, childhood traumas, trauma, traumatic memory, traumatic memories, fashion choice, fashion choices, dress sense, fashion sense, look weird, looks weird, looking weird, weirdo, weirdos, freak, freaks, loser, losers, therapy, childhood memory, childhood memories

"I want you to be able to feel that you can hide anything from me."

Artist:
Kaplan, Bruce
Search ID:
CC138579
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4694x3556 pixels (unwatermarked)
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secret, secrets, hidden, dark secret, dark secrets, date, dates, dating, relationship, long-term relationship, comfort, comfortable, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, reassure, reassures, reassurance, openness, honest, honesty, dishonesty, dishonest, assure, assures, assuring, comfort, comforts, comforting

"Look, I don't like feeling sorry for myself, but I think if you want something done right you have to do it yourself."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC135052
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4568x3107 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
feeling, sorry, yourself, couple, comforting, feel sorry for yourself, feeling sorry for yourself, self-pity, self-pitying, job, jobs, good job, good jobs, do a good job, doing a good job, insecurity, insecurities, task, tasks, good job, good jobs, skill, skills, skilled, mankoff

"I think I'll pass - I'm having a really bad-nose day."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC23465
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3301x2379 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
fashion, men, vanity, psychology, language, clichés, insecurity, insecurities, bad hair day, bad hair days, vanity, vain, big nose, big noses, nose, noses, excuse, excuses, skip work, skips work, skipping work, sick day, sick days, sick leave, mankoff