"Isn't it true that you did not love the victim, as you claim, but, in point of fact, feigned affection for the sole purpose of obtaining tuna fish?"
"Remember when I said I was going to be honest with you, Jeff? That was a big, fat lie."
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"Of course the company appreciates your years of loyalty."
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Sisyphus' baseball game
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"Washington, New York; New York, Boston; Boston, Washington. How was your day?"
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"Of all the Fortune 500, we're probably the most tongue-in-cheek."
"Oh, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, sir."
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We apologize for the inconvenience.
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Congratulations- Wholehearted/Tinged with Envy
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"Which of tonight's specials is the most sanctimonious?"
"I'm a Reagan Republican. That's probably why I smile and wave for no reason."
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"Better yet, why don't I have my people kick your lying butt?"
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"O.K., now I need a few shots of you looking concerned about the planet."
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"Love ya, Al, but something big just came up, so let's undo lunch."
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"I'm seeing a lot of faint praise."
"Now, before I give my pat answer, does anyone else have any dumb questions?"
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"Such a cute little thing-what do you call it?"
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"And another thing. When they start telling you 'You've still got it,' you don't."
"Look, fella, I'm sorry. What more can I say?"
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"Now that you've taken all the drugs that start with 'A' I'd like to start you on the 'Bs'."
"My parents will come to church again if you switch to rose."
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A Miracle! Bible signed by Trump heals itself.
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