"Isn't it true that you did not love the victim, as you claim, but, in point of fact, feigned affection for the sole purpose of obtaining tuna fish?"
"Remember when I said I was going to be honest with you, Jeff? That was a big, fat lie."
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"Of course the company appreciates your years of loyalty."
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Sisyphus' baseball game
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"Washington, New York; New York, Boston; Boston, Washington. How was your day?"
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"Of all the Fortune 500, we're probably the most tongue-in-cheek."
"Oh, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, sir."
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We apologize for the inconvenience.
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Congratulations- Wholehearted/Tinged with Envy
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"Which of tonight's specials is the most sanctimonious?"
"I'm a Reagan Republican. That's probably why I smile and wave for no reason."
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"Better yet, why don't I have my people kick your lying butt?"
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"O.K., now I need a few shots of you looking concerned about the planet."
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"Love ya, Al, but something big just came up, so let's undo lunch."
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"I'm seeing a lot of faint praise."
"Now, before I give my pat answer, does anyone else have any dumb questions?"
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"Such a cute little thing-what do you call it?"
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"And another thing. When they start telling you 'You've still got it,' you don't."
"Look, fella, I'm sorry. What more can I say?"
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"Now that you've taken all the drugs that start with 'A' I'd like to start you on the 'Bs'."
"My first concern is the well-being of my crew."
"My parents will come to church again if you switch to rose."
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A Miracle! Bible signed by Trump heals itself.
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Expressions of sorrow remorse regrets apologies $100
"I would gladly do your time for you but I have a prepaid vacation to Tahiti coming up."